If you could have any political figure back you up in a fight, who would it be?

[Sakurazaki1023]

Vladimir Putin

Ex KGB
Judo Master
Honorary Abaddon in the Hells Angels
Sport Hunter
All Around Badass
Prime Minister Of Russia

And he still kicks ass at 58

Teddy Roosevelt is a close second, but Putin has the advantage of being alive right now...

 

[BENZOOKA]

This guy.

He climbed up a date tree when on an official state visit in Tunisia, for fuck's sake.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Franklin Roosevelt.
Hands down, etc.

 

[Varanfan9]

Vlad the Impaler. As long as he does not turn on me I am safe.

 

[Grey Warden]

Either Winston Churchill or John F. Kennedy, simply because of their awesomeness.

Also: Thomas Jefferson.

 

[Jerious1154]

Teddy Roosevelt, especially because I exclusively fight elephants.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Abraham Lincoln.

The most powerful wizard of all time.

 

[bismarck55]

Vladimir Putin

Ex KGB
Judo Master
Honorary Abaddon in the Hells Angels
Sport Hunter
All Around Badass
Prime Minister Of Russia

And he still kicks ass at 58
*snip*

Teddy Roosevelt is a close second, but Putin has the advantage of being alive right now...

Damn straight, comrade.

 

[Grayjack]

Vlad the Impaler. Plus if Hellsing is to be believed, he is also...

Spoiler

 

[klipton]

Stalin
Because his moustache was awesome.
And was 30-foot-tall, that helps too.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Hermann Goering. That fat fucker would just smother whoever I was fighting. And even if we lost, the Gestapo would make sure there would be no rematch...

...What?

 

[Baby Eater]

Abraham Lincoln

 

[Nouw]

EDITED:That title was misleading because I thought this was a 'political' fight.

Arnold for the win!

 

[Ninja Tank]

steampunk Lincolin, minigun grated to arm= win so steampunk Lincolin is my choice

 

[Valkaris]

The greatest sorcerer of all time, Abraham Lincoln.

 

[SuperVegas]

Honest Abe, skinny guys fight till they are burger.

cookie for reference

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Ronald Reagan, his telepathy and physic control will mess anyone up!

 

[Infinatex]

After seeing that Black Ops footage I would have to say JFK!

 

[Bravo 21]

Justin Trudeau, or Obama,
largely because theyre still fairly young, compared to most politicians, so they actually could back me up in a fight

 

[kickyourass]

Teddy Roosevelt. The man had asthma, and was still able to kick ass at boxing. And who wouldn't want a mustache like that on your supporter?

He also had a pet badger, THE most bad-ass non-bear land mammal on earth. I mean it's a bit surreal some of the things that Old Teddy went through.