If you could meet a member here on the Escapist in real life, who would it be?

[That One Six]

Maxthereaper. He seems to have a hell of a lot in common with me.

 

[goatzilla8463]

-snip-

Well maybe I want to meet him twice...

 

[Stoic raptor]

What, nobody picked me! Does no one reconize me?

Anyway, I would like to meet everyone. You all are awsome.
I spicificly want to meet 624 and Cpt. Oblivious. I talk with 624 a lot and Cpt. Oblivious is like the most famous person to me.

 

[Armored Prayer]

You know who I like to meet? That Armored Prayer guy. He seems pretty cool and nice.

* just joking*

 

[walls of cetepedes]

hmmmm, probably Fat Man Spoon, he seems relatively stable.

Define 'stable'.

Not likely to kill me. Or if you do, at least you'll return my corpse to the proper authorities.

er......I suppose Sky14kemea would be the safest person to meet (providing I don't die of hugs) , and xmetatronx , Fat Man Spoon, Mezzamine, and Neonbob I hope are the kind of people who aren't liable to dismember me

perhaps Max, through a high powered sniper rifle the next town over...

Wow, you both think that?

 

[TheMatt]

Well, don't I feel...
Nothing.
But I'm sure I would feel feared/flattered/some other f-word if I could.

Dude, remember when I called you emo and you got all in a huff?

Well I'm calling you emo again. There is so much teenage angst it that statement I almost threw up.

You realise that apathy is almost the opposite of angst right?

If you feel nothing then you aren't feeling angst. Understand?

I believe you are missing the point, good sir. Not feeling anything is a technical impossibility. No one feels nothing. Their are these neat chemicals in our bodies that ensure an emotional response to almost all stimuli.

Saying that you do not feel emotion is just a teenage tactic for being mysterious and outsider'ish. I know, I think I invented it. Don't get me wrong, it got me laid (usually by heavy metal chicks, who are crazy btw) back in the 90's. In any event, the statement provoked an emotional response from me of "oh bahh, that's cheese" so I decided to comment. And boy did I get an emotional response.

Issue closed as far as I am concerned, though I'd be more then happy to discuss it with you more at your convenience.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Probably Max, master of faux-psychotic.
I think.

 

[magnuslion]

Yahtzee, definitely. Neonbob, as we are both smart asses and would prolly get along well. anyone on my friends list, or they wouldn't be there. But hell, I'm not all that picky. I'd party with any of you cats as long as you wanted to party hard. Tequila and sangria all around!!!

 

[DazZ.]

Any of you who know how to drink and dance a night away.

Haven't got any specific friends here, yet.

Edit: Either (or both) of the Michaels from Doomsday Arcade, preferably by accident so it's not as if I sought them out to talk to, that's slightly stalkerish.

 

[Jedamethis]

hmmmm, probably Fat Man Spoon, he seems relatively stable.

Define 'stable'.

Not likely to kill me. Or if you do, at least you'll return my corpse to the proper authorities.

er......I suppose Sky14kemea would be the safest person to meet (providing I don't die of hugs) , and xmetatronx , Fat Man Spoon, Mezzamine, and Neonbob I hope are the kind of people who aren't liable to dismember me

perhaps Max, through a high powered sniper rifle the next town over...

Wow, you both think that?

Well....I hope you aren't likely to dismember me

I like the word dismember

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Myself

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Well....I hope you aren't likely to dismember me

I like the word dismember

Well, I don't mind you at all. I've had LITTLE EXPERIENCE with you.

What little I DO KNOW is that you seem a decent chap.

Plus, I don't like chopping people up.

 

[Jedamethis]

Well....I hope you aren't likely to dismember me

I like the word dismember

Well, I don't mind you at all. I've had LITTLE EXPERIENCE with you.

What little I DO KNOW is that you seem a decent chap.

Plus, I don't like chopping people up.

LITTLE EXPERIENCE I DO KNOW?

what's with the caps?

 

[The_Prophet]

Danny Ocean. <3

<3

Well I was gonna say Danny, Prophet and Phoenix, but apparently Phoenix and Danny don't feel the same...

Yeah, now me feels sad.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

LITTLE EXPERIENCE I DO KNOW?

what's with the caps?

Erm... I was typing how I was saying it.
It happens.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Danny Ocean. <3

<3

Well I was gonna say Danny, Prophet and Phoenix, but apparently Phoenix and Danny don't feel the same...

Well, I wasn't sure if you'd totally comfortable if I went "Wordsmith <3" and the last thing I want to do is make you uncomfortable.
Word <3.

Yeah, now me feels sad.

Yeah but you're mean to me.

 

[AboveUp]

AboveUp-Some more crazy gaming sessions.

AboveUp - Remy, shocked to see none of you other guys put him on yours... then again, I wasnt paying that much attention when reading through the list... what? I am watching Good Will Hunting.

Aboveup- My favourite little Dutchman.

Wow, I actually got mentioned 3 more times than I expected I would.... That's a grand total of 3 times! Thanks guys.

It's not that shocking, really Evil Jack, I'm not that popular or well-known on the boards. Despite making appearances on Skype, IRC and Twitter, I doubt most people even know who I am here.
I think most people just know me as the guy with the SWAT Kats avatar.

 

[Wadders]

I'm afraid I don't know anyone on here well enough to warrant a meeting in real life

I have met Corroded once though, but only for a short while. He seemed like a good guy.

I guess I'd have to say Scamola. I seem to recall we have agreed on a few things now and again, and he seems to have roughly the same interests/ tastes as me.

 

[Neonbob]

I could start a list, but then I'd be here till who knows when...so I'll just say everyone I RP with (which is a-lot) and Neonbob and EvilJak for some reason I've yet to work out :? I think it was the Show your Accent thing >.>

Wait...monotone is endearing?

You wouldn't trust me to hug you?

*Hides the knife behind his back*

Hm...how do I put this gently...
I can't.
So you get full on truth.
NO. I do not.

...Neonbob I hope is the kind of people who isn't liable to dismember me

perhaps Max, through a high powered sniper rifle the next town over...

That depends.
What is your height and weight?

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I'd say most of the people who are in the forum games that I play.
And possibly Max, just because he's interesting, and I'd want to see if he's just as verbose/eccentric in reality as he is on here.

But I must admit, I've got something of a virtual man-crush on Chefassassin2.
He knows why. The rest of you must guess.

[sup]Awww...nobody wants to play with meeeee
X-D[/sup]

I'd like to meet you Neonbob. We can sing sea shanties long into the night, with bottles of rum.

That does sound interesting, but I'm also fairly certain the world does not need to see me drunk...or sing X-D
I propose we go out and plant sticks of dynamite in people's gardens, with a remote trigger that we'll feed to their dogs.

I'd also love to meet ae86gamer.
She's one of the few people here I'd trust to hug me.

That is the best idea I've heard in a long time! Much better than dancing naked dressed as salmons as one of my friends suggested. Yes, he got weird looks.