If you could rule any country other then your own, what would it be?

[Jack and Calumon]

America (I live in UK).
Just to annoy Obama.

 

[Bowl Full]

I'd take America because it's nice to wave your ass in another country's face bragging about how awesome and independent you are while being neck-deep in shit.

 

[Guvnorium]

I'd take America because it's nice to wave your ass in another country's face bragging about how awesome and independent you are while being neck-deep in shit.

Not a fan of the US of A?

 

[Guvnorium]

Nippon.
Russia.
NOT Thiland, worlds laziest workers.
America, or at least he north and west states that dont qualify as "jesus-land"
i would like a small undeveloped nation, then i could build it up from nothing, but it would be more fun if i was immortal

Ah the south...

 

[Guvnorium]

Zero Puntuation is awesome...

 

[johnman]

um...japan? cause they got LOTS of porn

What all of that pixelated pussy crap? no thanks

er..your obstinate? are you a priest?

Erm i didnt say that - i was merely refering to the fact that showing genitial is illegal in japan therefore porn is censored. Havent you noticed the blurred out areas?
Also there is plenty of porn in England and America

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would say Monaco, lots nice women, no crime, high standards of living, and nice weather..

 

[Corpse XxX]

Norway, why? Because I like it cold.

Its not so cold if ya live on the coast.. well, usually.. And we got shitloads of oil money, little poverty and smoking hot blonde women

 

[Vlane]

China would be an option because then my country would be one of the superpowers in a few years but there are too many people.

America would be somewhat good to rule but I think I would go crazy in a few weeks because of all the idiots who call themselves "politics".

So I wouldn't want to rule any country but I would like to be the one who helps the ruler of a country.

 

[Vlane]

um...japan? cause they got LOTS of porn

What all of that pixelated pussy crap? no thanks

er..your obstinate? are you a priest?

Erm i didnt say that - i was merely refering to the fact that showing genitial is illegal in japan therefore porn is censored. Havent you noticed the blurred out areas?
Also there is plenty of porn in England and America

But they are...how do I say that. Prude?

 

[Ridergurl10]

Saudi Arabia, because they have a ridiculous amount of oil and with oil the rest of the world will do anything you ask! Also with some better leadership in place that country has major potential!

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Can I have a hypothetical independent Scotland?

If not, then Australia since it's close to home and means I would get to write "Ha! You broke your arm!" on the New Zealand Prime minister's cast. And also so I can do all the Australian escapists some good and have Michael Atkinson "Removed"

 

[WolfThomas]

New Zealand, if I can't have my own nation, at least I'll have one that's almost as awesome.

 

[Fightgarr]

I would want to stabilize New Guinea. Right now they have a pretty shit situation and its very dangerous. I'd love to clean it up because its rainforests are some of the most beautiful in the world. Yeah, I'd generally pick something in the Indo-Malayan region. Or, I'd take over control of Tibet from China and establish it as an independent state.

 

[peduncle]

Germany
Finland
Switzerland
or
Liechtenstein

in that order

 

[merc hunter]

Just to be different, The Gambia in Africa. A.)because it has an awesome name and B.) I can create my Anarchist country there MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Fightgarr]

Just to be different, The Gambia in Africa. A.)because it has an awesome name and B.) I can create my Anarchist country there MWAHAHAHAHA

Then you wouldn't really be much of an owner to the country, nor would you have any kind of power to do anything if it was anarchist... so... great.

 

[Higurashi]

I wish to be king of Sweden.

All the Swedish people I've met have been really cool people (not literally) and it just seems to be the kind of country where everything is laid back and the job of King would be pretty cruise-y.

Got the King part right.. and yeah, we're pretty aloof in the aspects that we are so individualistic.

I would probably go for Singapore. They have so many strange and conservative rules, they wouldn't even notice the weird ones I would bring in. China and Japan come at second place.