If you got into a fight with above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

How do you like that?

I've been through those before.
They're not that bad really.

OT:
STOP! Animals are not allowed to drink alcohol!

 

[Nouw]

*Punches face.

"Come get some punk!"

 

[Steppin Razor]

Oh noes, a clown with a pie >.>
*blows head off with shotgun*
Well that was easy.

 

[Gamegodtre]

*headbutts*
well that didnt work

 

[Spoonius]

*Gets eyes pecked out*

 

[Jonluw]

Well, a kangaroo is stronger and faster than me, so...
Do I get a weapon?

I suppose I would take a few hits and pass out.

 

[Spoonius]

*Drowns in milk*

 

[mParadox]

*dies from laughing*

That was...sorry...*snicker* but that was too funny... *AHAHAHAHAH*


I'm sorry but i don't fight fellow assassins.

 

[Spoonius]

Don't make me duel-wield miniguns again...

Fuck you AND your adamantium wrists.

OT: Then I shall pose as an assassin and strike you down in your sleep. I find it funny that the only people you won't defend yourself from are those PAID TO KILL YOU.

 

[xmbts]

*Shoots in the back*
I'm back.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, xmbts's limbs stop functioning, all weapons are disabled, every voluntary movement makes xmbts come dangerously close to running out of power. The Nameless One starts tap dancing on xmbts.*

...

 

[The Clown]

die you stupid polygon, or help me snuggle anna's pillows.

 

[xmbts]

*one sledgehammer in each hand*
And I'm not letting these ones go.

 

[The Clown]

Damn, you super glued them to your hands *draws two shovels, on in each hand, small bloody tentacles come out of his palms, wrapping around the handles of the shovels, binding them to his hands* come get me!

 

[xmbts]

*Epic blunt object fight*

 

[The Clown]

*lunges forwards and takes the initial swing of a shovel towards xmbts' head with his left shovel, and a swing to his legs with the right one*

 

[xmbts]

*Takes a step forward and jabs the Clown in the face with the top of a hammer*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "country" and runs away*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: VENGEANCE!