If you had 300 Spartans what would you do?

[Helmet]

Give them harpoons, teach them how to be whalers, and send them to the moon.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

I would put them in a bank, travel to the future and then I would have 3 million Spartans due to compound interest.

 

[Paksenarrion]

A giant male strip club.

With Black Jack, and hookers!

How about...a children's card game?

 

[Shanecooper]

Take over AUSTRALIA! Its okay, the government is against violence, so most of them will just let me walk all over them. My first order of business; Fix the internet. second order; deport Pauline Hanson.

 

[Lim3]

Anyone else think of Halo Spartans?

I would march down to Michael Akitsons house. Lets see him refuse classification of R rated games with 300 Spartans on his front porch.

 

[Professor M]

We'd go around the world, ending all wars. Then stop for a few minutes to catch our breath, and rest a sprained ankle or two. Then get bored and take over the world, Risk style!

 

[Burningsok]

I'd have them defend my town from random invaders

 

[Shock and Awe]

Train them in modern military tactics so when we go to battle they don't get slaughtered.

 

[Jammerz]

I would attack Persia or what it's called now Iraq, yeah..... they never suspect an attack from a foreign country >

 

[JWAN]

throw sweet rave parties to attract women

 

[martin's a madman]

I would put them in a bank, travel to the future and then I would have 3 million Spartans due to compound interest.

Heh heh heh.

 

[RanD00M]

I would do as the intro to the song Antichrist Phenomenon says.

<quote=Guy in said song>We would like to see nearly all of the human race killed of.Because it is unworthy....It is unworthy of the gift of life.

 

[The Heik]

For my 300th Post I wanted to do something about 300. (graphic novel, movie)



So what would you do with 300 Spartans that would do anything that you tell them to do?

Either a giant conga line down Main Street or using them as my own stupid police. You be stupid? They kill you dead.

 

[Mako SOLDIER]

Firstly, I'd draw up a freaking bathroom rota...

 

[ottenni]

Go find a narrow space that lots of people want to get through and let nobody past. Just to be annoying. Like on of those side alleys in Melbourne with all the cafes.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

I would make them sing this all day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_pDc83hKs

Also see if I could dine in hell, I reckon they do a good burger.

 

[vodkainferno]

Probably a little anti-climactic. But train them to play WoW..... and 300 people crushing the alliances
HOO HAA!

 

[The Ouroboros of Red]

Take over AUSTRALIA! Its okay, the government is against violence, so most of them will just let me walk all over them. My first order of business; Fix the internet. second order; deport Pauline Hanson.

Here's my advice:

1. Eliminate 4Chan

2. You cannot deport. Only kill.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Take them to watch Fight Club.

or kill whoever I do not like.