Perhaps it would be appropriate to kick the president in the balls for irresponsibly giving pardons to murderers and maniacs.
If you had a presidential pardon...
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Also, "Zombie Invasion", "Here's what's wrong with the Wii", "What do you eat when gaming?" something about homosexuality, and "LOLZ I LUV YAHTZEE". Or something like that.The_root_of_all_evil said:
By Jove I think he's got it!ChromeAlchemist said:
In that case I'd probably just set George Lucas' house on fire.
For shooting MaxTheReaper every time he derails a thread.
That or going on a murder spree whilst robbing a bank.
That or going on a murder spree whilst robbing a bank.
as well as 'what is your fav game EVAR'MasterSqueak said:
a royal pardon....hmmm...i guess i would hunt down and smack either Amy Winehouse, Zack Braff (apparently he's one of those 'don't you know who i am' people, plus one his films as a snooze fest and i want the 2 hours of my life back) or the people that caused Firefly to get canceled.
Steal all the moneyz i could carry and have a five finger discount shopping spree at a wal-mart/best buy/target/mall/Academy/Gamestop
Go on a massive party spree where I break into places and steal cash to further the party. So just have the time of my life really.
I would first make a list of things i want done just to order my thoughts which would probably look something like this;
1.Drag a a priest into the middle of the Vatican and slaughter him with a rusty axe and/or hatchet, then lift a body part up above my head and yell "Stop touching children, you fucking pedophiles".(Note:i have never been touched by a priest.)
2.Kill the Jonas brothers either by welding Torch or beaten to death with a whip composed of barbed wire and washing machine parts.
3.Slap George Bush with a heated branding iron.
4.Utter the one sentence in America that is illegal on live television.
5.Strip nude and run around in a plane and hip thrust repeatably into the faces of young and old women.
6.Steal a gold bar and melt it on a live and global broadcast.
7.Hijack NASA.
8.Tell France to fuck off and carpet bomb the Eiffel tower.
9.Tell America to fuck off and carpet bomb every single denny's on the continent.
10.Interrupt a execution with a juggling act involving a hand grenade, a vile of mustard gas, and a rubber ball filled with angry dogs.
11.Choke a Hollywood producer.
12.Kill that red-carpet interviewer ***** with the stiff, doll-mask face.
13.Piss out of a helicopter in lemonade stand's pitcher that have children working in them(if your not a child and doing this, then it's preceded by assault with a drill).
14.Replace all the lettering in stop signs to say go(doesn't sound like alot, but think of the re-learning curve.)
15.Sew people together.
16.Experiment with volatile chemicals, and have people with severe ADD work as my staff.
17.Drive above 55.
18.Bomb a wal-mart.
19.Start a gladiator-style UFC league.
20.Burn all lists(and authors of) that are overly-written and are for the author's amusement only because he's bored out of his ballsack.
1.Drag a a priest into the middle of the Vatican and slaughter him with a rusty axe and/or hatchet, then lift a body part up above my head and yell "Stop touching children, you fucking pedophiles".(Note:i have never been touched by a priest.)
2.Kill the Jonas brothers either by welding Torch or beaten to death with a whip composed of barbed wire and washing machine parts.
3.Slap George Bush with a heated branding iron.
4.Utter the one sentence in America that is illegal on live television.
5.Strip nude and run around in a plane and hip thrust repeatably into the faces of young and old women.
6.Steal a gold bar and melt it on a live and global broadcast.
7.Hijack NASA.
8.Tell France to fuck off and carpet bomb the Eiffel tower.
9.Tell America to fuck off and carpet bomb every single denny's on the continent.
10.Interrupt a execution with a juggling act involving a hand grenade, a vile of mustard gas, and a rubber ball filled with angry dogs.
11.Choke a Hollywood producer.
12.Kill that red-carpet interviewer ***** with the stiff, doll-mask face.
13.Piss out of a helicopter in lemonade stand's pitcher that have children working in them(if your not a child and doing this, then it's preceded by assault with a drill).
14.Replace all the lettering in stop signs to say go(doesn't sound like alot, but think of the re-learning curve.)
15.Sew people together.
16.Experiment with volatile chemicals, and have people with severe ADD work as my staff.
17.Drive above 55.
18.Bomb a wal-mart.
19.Start a gladiator-style UFC league.
20.Burn all lists(and authors of) that are overly-written and are for the author's amusement only because he's bored out of his ballsack.
