If you had Peter Molyneux alone in a room...

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ae86gamer

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Ask him if he would like to have a piece of gum... then I'd probably just talk casually to him.
 

zauxz

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- Hello, i liked your games, especially Fable. I hope you will make fable 3 even better then 1, goodbie and good luck.
 

MR.Spartacus

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I'd get him to sign a copy of Fable and my 360. Yeah I'd put it on Craigslist and have a tidy sum of cash. I'd also explain to him how having invincible children in a game is hypocritical and that cowing to the censors and moral guardians only hurts the industry as a whole.

Or for a more psychotic and completely inappropriate reaction do the above then take everything he has on him (clothing included) then board up the room and burn it down around his ears. And then sell everything including his charred remains on Ebay as a bundle.
 

PrimoThePro

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ya, id try and reason with him, first saying how i loved fable 1, and then tell him how i pretended to love fable 2, waiting for it to bust out in awesomeness... it never did... then i would hit him repeatedly in the spleen, until it was mush. thats what he gets. oh, maybe ask him to make fable 3 in the old kingdom, but this time way more like fable 1. with spells that arent ridiculously overpowered at their last level.
 

ninja555

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I would do stuff with a knife that would make even the strongest of people commit suicide by just glancing in the room
 

GrinningManiac

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Hell, screw Molyneux, If ANYONE was somehow locked in a room with me, and would never be discovered, I would gloat horrendously and spend the entire day pretending that this had all been my plan, and that behind that door is an entire legion of minions in a gargantuan training facility in the middle of my Island Lair, and I'd brag about my elaborate World Domination plan that is "already" underway. at random intervals, I'd stop, put my finger to my ear and nod, then inform him/her we'd taken China/USA/Chad.

Then LAUGH

...of DOOM!
 

KarumaK

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I'd ask where to go to get some of what he's smoking that makes his games so awesome.
 

Biosophilogical

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Can we have any equipment we need???

If so ...

I would take him with me into a hedge maze (so complex that only those who know how to get out can), trailing string behind us so we can find the way out. I would then teleport out. And here is the kicker ... I would have had someone following us, picking up peter's string. Now he cannot find his way out .. but I left him a hope ... He must design a game (don't worry he will have all he needs) and then create hype for it, but the game must live up to the hype (he cannot under-hype it, he has to make the game as perfect as he said the first fable would be, but with better graphics).

Any, after he died from over-hyping withdrawal, I would go make a cup of tea, drink it, then play Fable cause it is an awesome game.