Hell, screw Molyneux, If ANYONE was somehow locked in a room with me, and would never be discovered, I would gloat horrendously and spend the entire day pretending that this had all been my plan, and that behind that door is an entire legion of minions in a gargantuan training facility in the middle of my Island Lair, and I'd brag about my elaborate World Domination plan that is "already" underway. at random intervals, I'd stop, put my finger to my ear and nod, then inform him/her we'd taken China/USA/Chad.
Then LAUGH
...of DOOM!