If you had Peter Molyneux alone in a room...

[fix-the-spade]

After a few minutes, I'd be alone in a room, the world would be a better place.

 

[bodyklok]

Say that I liked the Black & White games, and that Fable 2 is pretty good apparently, but then tell him that he should really be more realistic at press conferences.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

I can recall him from the E3 Hype Massacre in ZP. If he was like as depicted there, I would just creep out and run away from him. LOL

 

[Jibblejab]

Tie him to a chair and force him to play Fable 2 without dieing using only tounge. Then i would just leave him there.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

That wouldn't be THAT hard.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I'd ask him to not over-hype his games in the future, then let him go.

And when he thinks he's safe, snipe the bastard.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I'd tell him to just shut up about whatever game he's working on and let it speak for itself once it's available, so none of us get let down by the hype. Then I'd suggest some things I would like to see in his games that I think would be far easier ways to implement some of the things he seems so hellbent on cramming into everything. Then I'd scream, "We're making an emotional connection!" and leave.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Ask him to please not over-hype any of his upcoming games.
Then probably congratulate him on making plenty of incredible titles.
And then.. Awkward staring.
Followed by a handshake, and exit.

He's really not as bad as people make him out to be.

I never said he was a bad person >_>
I said he hypes his games up to standards the likes of which cannot be topped when the game is finally released. Atleast, that's how I interpreted it. The man made Dungeon Keeper, after all. He cannot be a bad person.

Sorry if that was worded incorrectly, I meant that I agreed with you. A lot of gamers really make Mr. Molyneux out to be a bad person. I really think the only problem he has is the whole severe over-hyping of his games.

 

[wrecker77]

Ask him If he knew Tim Schafer. Or tell him to be lke rockstar and show no footage of the game untill its on store shelves.

 

[martin's a madman]

Tell him that nobody has to buy his games if they don't want to.

 

[reiem531]

Ask him if he could get me a free 360

 

[Hazy]

Ask him to please not over-hype any of his upcoming games.
Then probably congratulate him on making plenty of incredible titles.
And then.. Awkward staring.
Followed by a handshake, and exit.

He's really not as bad as people make him out to be.

I never said he was a bad person >_>
I said he hypes his games up to standards the likes of which cannot be topped when the game is finally released. Atleast, that's how I interpreted it. The man made Dungeon Keeper, after all. He cannot be a bad person.

Sorry if that was worded incorrectly, I meant that I agreed with you. A lot of gamers really make Mr. Molyneux out to be a bad person. I really think the only problem he has is the whole severe over-hyping of his games.

Ah, my mistake

 

[Azhrarn-101]

I'd try to help him make his ideas a reality.

Honestly, what the fuck?
He's not a bad guy - he just makes promises he can't keep, like most guys.
"Baby, baby, I promise baby, I'ma be so good to you, baby..." whilst staring down a disproving female figure.
Except the disproving female figure is a bunch of gamers.

...Allow me to help you understand: In this example, you are all angry chicks.
How now, brown cow?
What now, motherfuckers?

Does that mean we should break up with him and steal his creditcard? (sorry, I had to)

I can understand his hyping tendencies, I mean it's all PR, games need to sell, but that doesn't change the fact that he basically makes mediocre games these days, which are then presented as the second coming. But that is unfortunately a reality of marketing, and mr. Molyneux happens to be pretty good at it. The best thing to do is not believe a word of it, and let the in-game footage and reviews speak for the game, rather than its figurehead.

As for what I'd do with the man, probably have a friendly chat, I mean, he's only doing his job. No need to dislike him for it, I wish I had that kind of salary.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Tell him to get out of my room; then go rave and wake up in a Vegas motel with a sombrero, a bottle of Smirnoff 67 and a chick.

 

[Darkblaven]

Make him play fable 2, and watch as he questions the game, and his prgoramming explodes. Yes Peter Molyneux is a robot. Also I sent the body back to Lionhead, with a note that reads: Make a new "The Movies game", with more stuff for the movies, sets, advanced starmaker (mainly more realistic looking hairstyles), building larger lot, and more things for my actor to act out. Sorry, I just really love that game.

 

[Radav]

I'll ask him to sign my copy of fable II.
and tell him I want huge monsters that take hours to kill (like final fantasy) and a real open world with no invisible wall... and a fucking horse!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Talk about how I liked Black and White, say there'd better be a dog in Fable 3, and that I want a Top hat, then team up and fight crime with him.

 

[Adam]

I would ask him to sign my copy of Black and White 2 and ask him about what new features would be in Fable 3. I actually like Peter, I keep coming back to his games like an abused spouse, always disappointed by every false promise but I still hang around with him because once in a blue moon he's nice to me. =3

 

[tsolless]

Probably talk about games because, to me, he seems like a very enthusiastic developer whose enthusiasm and lofty ideas cause him to overhype his games to a messiah like point.

I'd also grab his balls and wouldn't let go until he signed a contract that assures that he will create and release Dungeon Keeper III.

 

[Steel Ronin]

tie him to a chair get my dog put a kitchen appliance over his head put two pieces of bread over his dick and call out lunch time.And while the dog eats his you know what I will beat his head with a stick play some SlipKnot in the background.After that let Fabio rape him while he play Fable 1 and two with his legs without dieing and start pouring gummy bears on his head.And then shove a 360 up his ass I'd then ask if he wants some tea and cake give them to him shove his face in the cake say "O look what a mess you've made"then slam the tea cup to his head breaking it and say "You didn't deserve it now cancle project natal and stop lying about your games and flash bits of ultra-violence with bethoven's ninth in the background.
REFERENCE MAYHEM.Who can guess all the references in this reply.