If you had Peter Molyneux alone in a room...

[Aqualung]

I'd help him develop Fable 3, and make it better already.

 

[FallenRainbows]

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I have used too many images today. I'd say I'm spamming, but I can't help it... and It does make sence, and adds a little flare to it. Hopefully some lols to.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I'd just tell him to stop buttering up the features in his games. And then i'd ask him where the hell his concept of good and evil came from.

 

[happysock]

Teabag him for a bit, then after about 15 minutes of this say congrats you've passed the test before overhyping a jam ring claiming that it turns you into god and allows you to shoot rays of lightning out of your fingers, then watch his dissapointed face while he eats the biscuit and realises it's just a normal biscuit. then smile and walk out

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"...You got a cool name, and you look like an evil doppelganger of Patrick Stewart."

 

[Viva La Bob]

Damn him for begining the end of humanity in our struggle with the robots.
Girl who's name i've forgotten: Hi Milo
Milo: Hear me and obey MWAhhahahahahahaha

 

[Cortheya]

I would have several awkward conversations with him, and then walk out.

Probably realistically that's what most of us would do, including me...thanks for honesty

 

[Valentine82]

I would ask him to sign my copy of Black and White 2 and ask him about what new features would be in Fable 3. I actually like Peter, I keep coming back to his games like an abused spouse, always disappointed by every false promise but I still hang around with him because once in a blue moon he's nice to me. =3

Wow, Black and White 2 is what first made me realize what an intentionally dishonest lying sack of shit the former EA CEO actually is. I bought the whole "Oh he's just enthusiastic" excuse for Black and White 1, but by the time Black and White 2 and Fable came out it was obvious that he was intentionally lying to us, and he was doing it in such a way that he couldn't be held accountable.

 

[Valentine82]

I'd also grab his balls and wouldn't let go until he signed a contract that assures that he will create and release Dungeon Keeper III.

THIS! A thousand times this!

 

[Tartarga]

i would keep talking about things that werent as good as people said they were going to be and say hint hint after each thing

 

[Vuljatar]

I would thank him kindly for Black and White, then I would punch him in the gut a number of times equal to every other absurdly over-hyped catastrophically lame game he has created.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Interog- I mean ASK him about upcoming games, thoughts he had in Fable II that couldn't be used, and I would tell him things I would like to see in Fable III. Less trails and load screens, more exploration!

Also his autograph and a picture of him and I.

 

[death525]

i would beat him until he promised not to overhype games and to fix major glitches before he releases a game then I would let him walk out the door where yahtzee would torment his poor soul for the rest of his life

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd kick him in the nuts, and tell him that I'm a better Peter than him

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I think I would kick him in the sac for not bringing back Jack of Blades in Fable 2. Like I know it would break the cannon but I mean come on! It's Jack of Blades! He was Fable 1's ultimate badass. I seriously think he was one of the coolest villians in an RPG ever, but that might just be me.

 

[baseracer]

I would tell him to make the movies sequel

 

[DrDeath3191]

I think I would kick him in the sac for not bringing back Jack of Blades in Fable 2. Like I know it would break the cannon but I mean come on! It's Jack of Blades! He was Fable 1's ultimate badass. I seriously think he was one of the coolest villians in an RPG ever, but that might just be me.

His voice ruins it, though: he sounds like he talks through his nose. Plus, Theresa has the Spire now. It isn't out of the question that Fable III could have Jack in it.

 

[Blackadder51]

I would strip tease for him.


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