if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

Dragons aren't nearly as threatening when you can just shoot them.

 

[mParadox]

-_-

You cheat. by hundereds of years.

 

[xmbts]

You've yet to fight your dragon, go on and tackle it with your throwing knives.

 

[mParadox]

the eyes seem soft enough.

*hits* Success!! Now for the tongue!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*uses Electricity on a dragon*

 

[mParadox]

I'm saved! and now i'm at your basement. =\

Nice decorations!

 

[Best of the 3]

Tie him up, he's posting too much.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Now... now you're in MY BASEMENT again.

Why do you keep breaking in here?

My traps ALWAYS get you, AND every guide you could hire already works extensively with my freelance "multi-purpose" company. They won't help you if I tell them not to.

Just tell me why you keep breaking in so that I can decide whether to kill you or get a restraining order.


EDIT:
Damn it, Best ninja'd me, but with "cake".... so I'm not sure how to feel about that.

 

[mParadox]

Eating too much cake isn't good for your health.

*snatches cake away*


OT: Again, all your traps are avoidable except for that damn chair!

Since you're here, wanna play poker?

AAT: You can't kill 'cause i'll come back fully charged and a restraining order? Puh-leez. The Duke did that but that didn't stop me from making out with his lovely 28-year old daughter.

 

[xmbts]

Who did what now? You can stay here till you start making sense.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't know how to play poker, but do you know how to play Caravan?

I love that game...

Now, if I win, you have to stop breaking into my house.
If I lose, I'll stop laying traps for you, but you have clean up after yourself, and you'll have to start paying rent.

 

[mParadox]

Caravan? The stakes are low bro, it's on.

OT: You stay while i go and get some pizza!

 

[TheDoctor455]

No need, (mutters a spell)... Okay, pizza's here, and there's some Sigil-Cola in the fridge.

 

[mParadox]

YAy! \m/

What toppings?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your wires embedded in my ceiling save me the trouble of pulling out the ropes and cuffs

 

[xmbts]

I think you just got quadruple-ninja'd over the course of an hour. I'm going to assume site issues but still...

Spoiler: I've got my eye on you

 

[TheDoctor455]

YAy! \m/

What toppings?

The pizza automatically shifts to whatever toppings you want... you don't even have to think of the toppings, as soon as you grab a slice, it shifts according to what toppings you REALLY want on it... down to a subconscious level.

So this should be a delicious pyschological experiment for us all...
(grabs a slice and bites into it)

Hmm... Bertie Botts beans... blood-and-tomato sauce... calamari... and melted chocolate shavings instead of cheese... interesting...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yup, you're never leaving my basement. Enjoy being immortal in a sealed bunker!

 

[TheDoctor455]

(ten minutes later)
I got out... yeah... you probably shouldn't have built a sealed bunker out of styrofoam...
now... I use my arcane knowledge to get all of your pokeballs to suck all of you in, and then I have the Lady of Pain stick the pokeballs into a pocket "maze" dimension... which are almost impossible for anyone to escape... if I'm guessing how pokeballs work correctly... you are all now stuck in a pocket dimension INSIDE a pocket dimension. Good luck getting out of that!

 

[Best of the 3]

Woah woah, guys. You need to chill out. Smoke whatever it is you smoke. Have a smoke and a pancake.