If You Lived In Viking Times.

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Aenir

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crazy-j said:
Aenir said:
Quaxar said:
Vikings? I live in a landlocked country, no chance to come here with their battleships. I'd laugh at them!
...Battleships? Do you know what the Vikings were? They could travel up rivers in their ships. They went into Russia even.
as far as north America and Constantinople infact!
Yeah, they settled in Greenland. They named it that to try and get people to come over there saying "We've got GREEN land!"
 

Hawgh

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I'm Danish, so I suppose I'd be rocking the raiding. Also trading, farming, and enjoying the membership of a pretty progressive society.
 
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xXAsherahXx said:
PayJ567 said:
I would get myself killed and my wife and daughter would be raped and my house and village pillaged.

On accounts of me being English and what not
You realize you can be anywhere on earth, right? For example, in the Byzantine Empire.
Vikings were in the Byzantine Empire, they had a trade agreement with them, but that would not stop them from being aggressive from time to time.

OT: I would fight so that I could go to Valhalla and help Odin prepare for Ragnarok.
 

Commissar Sae

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Aenir said:
Quaxar said:
Vikings? I live in a landlocked country, no chance to come here with their battleships. I'd laugh at them!
...Battleships? Do you know what the Vikings were? They could travel up rivers in their ships. They went into Russia even.
They pretty much founded modern Russia, their first dynasty follows the bloodline of the Viking Rurik.
Knowing my luck I'd be a peasant drafted into a shild wall to try to fight them off. Either in Northern France or Northern england depending on my luck.
On the plus side I could follow my scottish blood and do some raiding of my own.
 

hippykiller

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well seeing im an Irishman i would be kinda screwed. The Vikings were a unstoppable fighting force. I'd fight them tooth and nail but inevitably i would probably get a Battle Ax to the face.
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
Berethond said:
I'd be a member of a Prussian army.

You Northmen are pretty much screwed.
Prussian population = 0 at the time. Sorry, I'm a history Nazi.
Well, that depends on when you consider the viking times to be.
 

Commissar Sae

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Nickolai77 said:
General Point with regards to Viking Ancestory:

It's all well and good the Scandinavians here happily declaring thay their ancestors where Vikings because they are Norwegian/Icelandic/Swedish/Dane...but i think many English people too can claim Viking ancestry, after all the Vikings settled all over the British Isles, leaving behind names such as Thompson or Robinson, and place names such as Grimsby and Whitby...most people from the east coast of England almost certainly have some Viking ancestory. Then the English in turn colonised most of the English speaking world today. This means that many Americans, Canadians, Australians and New Zealanders can also expect to have at least a bit of Viking blood in their veins.
Yeah, the Danelaw didn't last that long, but it did occupy pretty much all of England except for Wessex. I'm fairly sure I can trace some ancestry back to settled raiders, msotly due to my Great-Grandmothers maiden name, which is not even remotely anglo-saxon.
 

IxionIndustries

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I would get myself a Night Fury, and all the viking babes I could handle.

But if we're talking boring, less mythical vikings (Which are still pretty kickass, even without the dragons), then I guess I'd do the only thing vikings can do...


EDIT: Oh, well.. Considering that my mother is Native American, I guess I'd simply sit around in an indian tribe somewhere. Hunt a few deer or something..
*Sigh*
 

SantoUno

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I would get some instruments and make some awesome music that would later on inspire Viking metal.

 

stoaster

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Just a note for the Englishmen that have said they'd be getting attacked, you may and probably do still have viking ancestors. When William the Bastard(i.e. Duke of Normandy and King of England) took over, he and his people were only a few generations removed from the vikings that would sail up rivers and attack villages and monasteries.

Also, I would assume the raids would not be in the spring/summer. The vikings did a lot of farming and while I'm not sure, this may have been an important time for harvesting. Dunno, I forget much of what I learned when I was getting my degree. I may be wrong about 1200 year old farming methods.
 

MatsVS

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*sigh* In the metal scene here in Norway, you can't throw a rock without hitting some overweight nerd with greasy hair and glasses who is ever so proud of his undiluted viking blood without ever having been on as much as a proper hunting and/or fishing trip. Truth is, most Scandinavians alive today are far too weak to have made much of a viking. It's quite sad.

That said, if I was alive in 793, I'd make myself a viking helmet WITH HORNS and totally validate that stupid bloody stereotype.
 

AtomicKirb

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Rape the Churches of my enemies and burn their women. I would destroy everything within a five mile radius of the first tree to look at me funny. I would proceed to rebuild that area to my specifications, and call it SpecialLand, where everyone is required to wear funny hats.
 

xXAsherahXx

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AtomicKirb said:
Rape the Churches of my enemies and burn their women. I would destroy everything within a five mile radius of the first tree to look at me funny. I would proceed to rebuild that area to my specifications, and call it SpecialLand, where everyone is required to wear funny hats.
Haha, that was cool.
 

proctorninja2

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being part german during those times i would have been part of the Germanic barbarians which are way more badass then vikings or at least equal to