If you met God

[Klarinette]

I'd probably just ask why. Not that it would change anything, there are a few things I'd like to know why they happened.

 

[Girafro]

"Why am I staring at nothing?"

Why dont you guys go ahead and edit your posts.

Why would I do that? It's what I would say and I'm not going to censor myself because you're too sensitive about your beliefs to get over a joke.

You want to know why people don't respect the religious community? Look in the mirror buddy, that's why. Sure, what the others you quoted said was vulgar, get over it. Our beliefs and what we say has nothing to do with you and doesn't, and won't, affect your beliefs.

So go believe in your god, I don't care, but the when you ask me to watch what I say or else I'll somehow offend you, that's where I draw the line.

 

[Akalistos]

I'm by no means a religious official or anything of the sort, but do believe in God and most of what Roman Catholicism preaches.

I can't... i just can't. The whole bible is full of hole and non-sense that it can't exist. I consider the bible like any of Lovecraft's novel. HOW CAN A COUPLE NEVER EVER HAD SEX THEIR ENTIRE LIFE? Why preach benevolence toward men than kill them for not believing in him. Why force people to arm another one when you forbid him. I can make page of that stuff.

 

[[atomi|c|adaver]]

I'd tell hin to GTFO, but he don't exist, so... HA!

 

[Ghost1800]

Well...

I'd probably either explode due to the epic and unfathomable nature of the diety I'm in close proximity to... or I'd ask about the weather.

 

[ArcWinter]

I already met God twice. The first time he winked at me, but it wasn't creepy 'cause it was like a joking wink. God has a sense of humor, y'know. The second time he gave me a high-five, because he knows what's up. The third time I don't count, since it was over the internet. He told me his name, but it's a bit weird, so I'm not gonna say it.


this actually happened you guys it was so cool you shouldve been there truth is me and god are bros and by that i mean good friends

 

[Billion Backs]

Oppose me? I don't care if you oppose me. I just can't stand smug idiots like yourself who think they're better than everyone else because they think they have it all figured out. Constantly insulting other people's beliefs while accusing the other side of doing the exact same thing. It's hypocritical, it's stupid, and you're just as bad if not worse than the people you're insulting.
You know, the kind that go into an internet forum with a bunch of people having fun with a hypothetical question and just shitting all over everything because they always have to get that smug last little word in.
Fuck you.

And this. Listen to this guy and show some respect for the religous side of this community. Dont spurt out religious hate from behind a computer you cowards.

They deserve no more respect then anyone else.

If saying that there is no god is religious hate, then saying that there is a god is equally offensive towards atheists.

Religion has enjoyed it's position of power in our society for far too long.

And what's up with the whole "don't spurt out religious hate from behind a computer you cowards"? This is one hell of a weakass remark. We're on the internet, remember? Would you like this to turn into an even funnier e-tough guy penis waving contest? You're equally behind a computer just like everyone else here.

And good job on idolizing a guy who can't keep his tongue in check. Not that I have anything against profanity, I love it, but all this angry man (hah) provided to a fairly civilized discussion were insults and personal attacks. It'd be a shame if mods didn't invoke the banhammer now.

Pro-tip: Saying that there is no god is no more offensive then saying that there is a god. Personally attacking posters without providing any discussion aside from what can be summarized by "fuck you" is, however, against the rules of these forums.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I would punch him.

Honestly, for making things as fucked up as they are. How dare he create us with the ability to question/doubt his existence, then punish if we don't believe.

 

[That's Funny]

'So..... why did you and Satan really fall out then?'

 

[Akalistos]

God isn't real, so this whole thread becomes Nullified

Edit: Sweet! 111 posts

i see a probation coming on....

oh and i would also ask him to fix my metabolism.

So how would such a probation be deserved? If implications that there is no god (and there isn't, go try to prove it without screaming "faith faith faith" which is pretty pathetic given the hypocrisy those people show towards other aspects of life) are considered trolling by those who are undoubtedly theists, implications that there IS a god is no less offensive towards atheists.

Unprovable beliefs deserve NO respect. They aren't deep. They're shallow and weak.

Tell me, what's the weather like up your own ass?
OP: I dunno, I'd probably go mad at the sight of flawless divine beauty or whatever. That's what happens, right?
If that wasn't the case, I wouldn't ask him any questions. I'd rather find out for myself.

You know, Attacking people doesn't prove point. What if atheists (like me) are right? ... Well you would die of body and soul. What if religious people were right? Some would chuckle wile other burn because they are douche. But all in all, Nobody will be able to prove anything by saying the other one is a ass. Think about it

Lincoln " I believe that everyone is equal. "
Douglas " No they are not and your a F***Ing Ass with your beard. "

View like that, who's the bigger douche?

 

[Composer]

i would ask him to tell me how to time travel backwards simply

 

[WinterOrbit]

"Hey. Don't go." (Somewhat obscure, so pie for the reference)

 

[Iron Criterion]

If he isn't Cthulhu then I am not interested.

 

[Paul Mc]

I'd hug him because I love him tttttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss much.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

" What the fuck are you doing down there, did satan put a thumbtack on your throne, again?

 

[Assassin Xaero]

So... where the hell did you come from? Also, how did you create light before you created the sun and other stars?

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'd ask him to make it the 90's again

 

[Tdc2182]

Why would I do that? It's what I would say and I'm not going to censor myself because you're too sensitive about your beliefs to get over a joke.

It like calling someone a n***er. You just dont do it. I dont give two shits if its a joke.

You want to know why people don't respect the religious community? Look in the mirror buddy, that's why.

I looked in the mirror. I have a sunburn. Still does not give you the right to insult. Also, have you heard how sarcasm doesnt work over the internet? Its all about inflexion of the voice.

Sure, what the others you quoted said was vulgar, get over it. Our beliefs and what we say has nothing to do with you and doesn't, and won't, affect your beliefs.

Well, when is clearly ment to be an offensive statement, I have every right to tell you to shut up. What you are saying to me right now tells me that you had every intent to attack. the Escapist is a place for intelligent discussion, if you want to troll go to 4chan or something.

So go believe in your god, I don't care, but the when you ask me to watch what I say or else I'll somehow offend you, that's where I draw the line.

Plus I never said anything about my preferences in God. I dont give a shit what religion you are bashing. It is just fucking annoying. I am not gonna let one of my fallback relaxation sites be full of Dbags.

 

[Slythernite]

Probably slap him for being such a jerk all the time. The whole flood thing? Ebola? Not cool dude.

SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Plus I never said anything about my preferences in God. I dont give a shit what religion you are bashing. It is just fucking annoying. I am not gonna let one of my fallback relaxation sites be full of Dbags.

It seems they are incapable of an actual conversation, I may not actually believe in anything, but that doesn't mean I bash others for it. I'm so sick of people like those you replied to giving people like me a bad name, live and let live.

@ All non-religious argumentative twits: If faith is important to someone, leave them be, just because you don't believe what they do doesn't make them wrong. Nor does it make you better then someone, I respect those with faith, because it is something I myself am not capable of.

One day I guess we'll all find out the truth, until then, let bygones be bygones.