If you met God
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First, I would tell him "You're doing a mighty horrible job for someone who's allegebly omnipotent", then I would ask him "Why do you have such a horrible self-esteem that you need people to cradle your ego by putting their lives into a boring, stale comatose in order to make you feel better?".
I might also ask him that, for being a being of 'endless benevolence', the idea of damning people to Hell for an eternity of suffering sounds awfully counter-productive to his image.
I've heard a Christian tell me this choice, of not believing and going to Hell, or believing and going to Heaven, is a sign of extreme benevolence - I beg to differ. It's an illusion of free choice. The world is full of great people with no belief in 'God', or believing in something else. They don't deserve a place in Heaven for being good?
Hypocrisy at its worst, is what it is, sadly.
But yeah, I'd ask him so many questions he'd cease to exist and allow me to take his place. In which case, if you're a friend of me, you're in for a look of luck. Not so much if you're an old adversary...
Unlike 'God', I'm biased, you see.
I might also ask him that, for being a being of 'endless benevolence', the idea of damning people to Hell for an eternity of suffering sounds awfully counter-productive to his image.
I've heard a Christian tell me this choice, of not believing and going to Hell, or believing and going to Heaven, is a sign of extreme benevolence - I beg to differ. It's an illusion of free choice. The world is full of great people with no belief in 'God', or believing in something else. They don't deserve a place in Heaven for being good?
Hypocrisy at its worst, is what it is, sadly.
But yeah, I'd ask him so many questions he'd cease to exist and allow me to take his place. In which case, if you're a friend of me, you're in for a look of luck. Not so much if you're an old adversary...
Unlike 'God', I'm biased, you see.
Tell me, what's the weather like up your own ass?Billion Backs said:So how would such a probation be deserved? If implications that there is no god (and there isn't, go try to prove it without screaming "faith faith faith" which is pretty pathetic given the hypocrisy those people show towards other aspects of life) are considered trolling by those who are undoubtedly theists, implications that there IS a god is no less offensive towards atheists.twaddle said:i see a probation coming on....stuartclement said:God isn't real, so this whole thread becomes Nullified
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oh and i would also ask him to fix my metabolism.
Unprovable beliefs deserve NO respect. They aren't deep. They're shallow and weak.
OP: I dunno, I'd probably go mad at the sight of flawless divine beauty or whatever. That's what happens, right?
If that wasn't the case, I wouldn't ask him any questions. I'd rather find out for myself.
I would say nothing, for those who see the monster of spaghetti have but a moment to live before they are swallowed by his saucy tendrils.
[sup][sup][sup]I'm catholic myself, 'tis a mere joke.[/sup][/sup][/sup]
I'd have to ask if he would ever sort out Earth's business.
[sup][sup][sup]I'm catholic myself, 'tis a mere joke.[/sup][/sup][/sup]
I'd have to ask if he would ever sort out Earth's business.
I would nervously titter and say, "So you exist...I assume you are the merciful type of God? Please, don't set me on fire for not believing in you before now!"
While I wouldn't want to break my own words - that is, if I believed in oaths or empty promises of any kind...Angryman101 said:
It's very fair up there, thank you. Doesn't nearly stink as bad as the outside.
Interesting how people like you lower yourself with weak ad hominem attacks on those who oppose you, although it might not even be the case here - there got to be a rock bottom somewhere.
Spoiling your fun? Well, you're spoiling mine, so scram it.
