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sakegirl14

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I would say well this is a shock!Then just start to dance!!!Also ask to get some kickass wings to fly with!!!!!Finley have the best dance party in heven ever!!!!!
 

dangitall

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I'm like, atheist... so if it is true that god exists, I would ask him these questions
What is the true religion?
What is the meaning of life?
Are there any other gods out there?
How do you acquire your powers?
P.S: I'm like, atheist... and I in this thread, I saw many people poking fun at this topic... don't mean to take it the wrong way, but, won't you suffer in the afterlife if you poke fun at the creator and not apologize?
 

hippykiller

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I would bow down to him and kiss his holy feet. For he is my Father. And not in a star wars ep.5 sort of way.
 

WraithPrince

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I'd Show him a platypus and ask him if that was supposed to be a sign that he has a sense of humor.
 

Skeleton Jelly

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Tdc2182 said:
Girafro said:
"Why am I staring at nothing?"
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I would tell him he's a ****
Why dont you guys go ahead and edit your posts.
RentCavalier said:
I'd punch him in the face.

If I was more prepared, I'd outright kill him.
Undead Warfare said:
I'd crucify him.
Thes two are just fucking sick. Seriously guys, I dont give a shit that you dont believe in any religion, but dont come one and post that shit. Have a little respect for the religious community
Well speaking in the hypothetical sense thats he's real, he'd deserved to be crucified time and time again. Worst God ever.

"HERP DURP I'LL CREATE MAN AND WOMEN WITH ORIGINAL SIN AND THEN I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE A WOMEN WITH MYSELF. SO THAT LATER I CAN BE BORN AND KILL MYSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SIN I ORIGINALLY CONDEMNED YOU TO! DEEEERP."

Why don't you just respect the Atheist community?
 

Akalistos

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captaincabbage said:
Akalistos said:
captaincabbage said:
I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*
Loki for deity 2010!!!!
Woooohoooo
lol hellz no! Odin or bust!
Odin is to serious... Ether Loki or Freya.
Now that i think of it. Goddess of Love and sex....

Freya for deity 2010!!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOO
 

Tdc2182

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Undead Warfare said:
Tdc2182 said:
Girafro said:
"Why am I staring at nothing?"
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I would tell him he's a ****
Why dont you guys go ahead and edit your posts.
RentCavalier said:
I'd punch him in the face.

If I was more prepared, I'd outright kill him.
Undead Warfare said:
I'd crucify him.
Thes two are just fucking sick. Seriously guys, I dont give a shit that you dont believe in any religion, but dont come one and post that shit. Have a little respect for the religious community
Well speaking in the hypothetical sense thats he's real, he'd deserved to be crucified time and time again. Worst God ever.

"HERP DURP I'LL CREATE MAN AND WOMEN WITH ORIGINAL SIN AND THEN I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE A WOMEN WITH MYSELF. SO THAT LATER I CAN BE BORN AND KILL MYSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SIN I ORIGINALLY CONDEMNED YOU TO! DEEEERP."

Why don't you just respect the Atheist community?
Oh, I do respect the Atheist community for the most part. But people like you are the ones that make me hate it.

Your ignorance of the christian religion is appauling. And you are an idiot.
 

^=ash=^

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i would .. slap him/her/it around the face with The Origin of Species and run.
 

zaddra

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If I met God, I would ask him why I had to kill someone... then probably thank him for my boyfriend and (assuming I'm still alive) walk away...
 

captaincabbage

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Akalistos said:
captaincabbage said:
Akalistos said:
captaincabbage said:
I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*
Loki for deity 2010!!!!
Woooohoooo
lol hellz no! Odin or bust!
Odin is to serious... Ether Loki or Freya.
Now that i think of it. Goddess of Love and sex....

Freya for deity 2010!!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOO
Well it doesn't matter who we vote for, Odin is the nore god of Victory (amoung other things) so he'll get it in the end ;P
 

Axzarious

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Name99 said:
dangitall said:
I'm like, atheist... so if it is true that god exists, I would ask him these questions
What is the true religion?
What is the meaning of life?
Are there any other gods out there?
How do you acquire your powers?
P.S: I'm like, atheist... and I in this thread, I saw many people poking fun at this topic... don't mean to take it the wrong way, but, won't you suffer in the afterlife if you poke fun at the creator and not apologize?
In America, I think, most people that believe god exists just believe in a god that will put you in heaven if you don't kill people, and aren't necessarily Christian. So saying funny things about him is pretty much AOK in everyone's books, I think.
One could also argue, that god would know you would poke fun at him anyways, as he created you, and inevitably knowing what you would do. If he gets pissed at you making fun of him, and thinking that you shouldn?t disrespect him, and damns you for it... He is not omnipotent, as he didn?t see it coming, and he?s not all powerful, for if he was, he wouldn?t care that a lesser being mock him.

In essence, he would basically be your average human who was given nearly infinite power.... if thats the case, Maybe it isnt too far from the truth that we were created in his image. After all, 95% of people with power act pretty much old testament.
 

Tossth Esalad

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Dunno what I'd say, but a line from one of Biffy Clyros songs does spring to mind:

"I met God, and he had nothing to say to me"
 

Akalistos

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captaincabbage said:
Akalistos said:
captaincabbage said:
Akalistos said:
captaincabbage said:
I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*
Loki for deity 2010!!!!
Woooohoooo
lol hellz no! Odin or bust!
Odin is to serious... Ether Loki or Freya.
Now that i think of it. Goddess of Love and sex....

Freya for deity 2010!!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOO
Well it doesn't matter who we vote for, Odin is the norse god of Victory (amoung other things) so he'll get it in the end ;P
In this world. Not a chance. Look around you and tell me there more sign about victory and pride than sex. Clothing (specially for women), Billboard, Publicity, News, Website. In fact, do a google search and write victory.... now sex. Who got more site?