If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

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Skinny Razor

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The God Of Bad Ideas That Seem to Work Out Right in the End, although that maybe more of a patron saint kind of thing.
 

ffs-dontcare

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I would be the deity of the Military.

I would be readily accessible to my commanders and troops. I would actively support them*. I would command legions. I would pass down orders to the officers on the battlefield. I would monitor troop formations, tactics and supplies. I would control everything. We would be unstoppable. And we would be the champions of morality, of justice. Even when that justice seems bad. We would make the tough decisions any military commander or general would inevitably have to make in his career.

Yes. Like an RTS. But more intense. Much more intense.

*[sub]Support powers similar to those in Command & Conquer 3, Red Alert 3 and Age of Mythology come to mind. Did someone ask for an artillery barrage / mine drop / paratrooper insertion?[/sub]
 

Jedoro

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Cid SilverWing said:
God of Justice.

Because then crime wouldn't exist in this world.
Damn, ninja'd

OT: God of Love, I suppose. I'd know which people are interested in each other, and give them signs or speak to them (depending on how we're allowed to interact with mortals) telling them to go for each other. Face it, relationships are a ***** and it would be awesome to have a god helping you out.
 

lwm3398

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God of horrible puns and snide remarks that come off as jackass-y.

Seriously.

open trap said:
I would be the god.... of Metal!
Are we talking music or the stuff you find in ores?
 

RanD00M

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I would be the God of Hearts.I could control people's hearts in both the literal and the metaphorical way.
 

Varanfan9

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God of Japanese Giant Monsters. Screw Release the Kraken. Release MechaGodzilla mach 1 and see how well that turns out.
 

Uncreative

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The goddess of strange, inexplicable accents.

(Why won't people stop asking where I'm from?)
 

KimberlyGoreHound

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Goddess of blood, because for what else is a psycho like I am good?
Maybe goddess of death, or something like Atropos in Stephen King's Insomnia, that'd rule.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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Allow me to pick the cheesy one. I'd be the God of Love. Because then i'd have the strongest force in the universe under my control.
 

Blue Musician

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Julianking93 said:
After having a fucking awesome dream last night of going back in time to ancient Greece, discovering the gods were real and becoming a god myself, that made me wonder what would everyone else be the god of?

It can be by your personallity or just anything of your choosing.

As for me, in the dream, I became the God of time and philosophy. I don't really know why, but I did and it was awesome.

So what about the Escapist?
I would be a God that walks in the Earth, and can do anything, from making happiness to innocent people to making terror between the corrupt and evil people (that would be awesome to have one in Mexico)!