If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[Biosophilogical]

God of communication.

I'd be able to communicate with anyone at anytime at any place, in any way. That's right, I could speak every language, and even communicate in non-traditional ways, like dropping a piano on their foot from 20, 000 feet with a note attached saying 'Look out, a piano is falling at your foot'. Imagine the possibilities, I could even punch people through the internet as a method of communicating my opinion.

... You know what? That power would be massive overkill, as you could say destroying an asteroid that is plummeting towards earth is a way of communicating your godliness ... on the other hand, I'd be a god, so being overpowered is in my job description.

 

[Jark212]

God of Balance, making sure good and evil are relatively balanced out, depending on my mood...

Or:

God of Heresy, making sure my blasphemous subjects don't obey...

 

[CoverYourHead]

God of pants. Piss me off and your ass will be cold forever.

 

[William Dickbringer]

god of weather
I could cause so much chaos and disorder

 

[JPH330]

I'd be the god of obnoxiousness, possessing the ability to instantly annoy the hell out of anybody I want.

EDIT: Wait, never mind, I already have that power.

 

[lonercs]

God of Creation and Destruction!

MORTALS! I created you all and I can DESTROY ALL WHO TRY TO OPPOSE ME!

 

[GOD OF THE NEW WROLD]

GOD OF THE WROLD

 

[the December King]

... if?

Hmmm, I think I'll stay as I am. Sounds like such crass categorizing might be a step down!

And I'm ever so good to my humble flock, tested by fire as they be, though to rouse them is to tempt legion. And I offer salvation, concepts of hope beyond the pale, of which you might know only fear. I'll provide, and keep those in my trust, and all I ask is that you believe.

And destroy all who do not.

'My priests are scarecrows and gibbets whom herald me, my altar dead smoking wood at the edge of the benighted and endless forest. My word is spread in gutters and troughs, shivers and coughs, my will through rats and the conqeror worm. I am the waning of the light, the feeble disc that kept you until me, and my kiss is the mountaintops hoary wind first flung, I am night, and sorrow, and the hope of dawn asundered.'

'I am the December King. All Hail.'

 

[Jaranja]

God of Creation and Destruction!

MORTALS! I created you all and I can DESTROY ALL WHO TRY TO OPPOSE ME!

Yeah, it pays to be both.

If you're the god of both you can do this:

"*poof* You like that? No? Right. *poof* It's gone."

If you're just the god of creation it's this:

"*poof* You like that? No? Right, I'll put it in the garage."

 

[A random person]

God of obscure references and meta humor, though I'd appoint a lesser god for things outside my area of expertise.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

The god of Reason, because i hate when stupidity takes over people! XD

 

[ThatTallGuy]

If I were to become a God, I'd be the God of relaxation. Seriously, I'm told constantly that I'm the most chilled out guy people know because nothing seems to faze me. So, If I were to become said God, I'd most likely look somewhat similar to The Dude from The Big Lebowski, only instead of a bathrobe, I'd have a bowling shirt and cutoff shorts on. Also, no booze or pot for me. Maybe just a nice hammock, with a glass of lemonade.

 

[Kije]

Thats an easy one to pick: THE GOD OF AWESOME.
Therefore I would make great people such as Chuck Norris, Chicago Ted, Shaun Connery, and Bruce Campbell My disciples.
Just to name a few.

 

[Projo]

God of Scantily-Clad Russian Girls


Worship me

 

[vodkainferno]

A very understanding god. One that lets there people have a free will, as long as they don't dick with other people too much, daily sacrifices of chocolates. OH OH OH! And if anyone questions my authority, or existence, I can promise you, they will be eating a good bolt of lightning.

I shall call my self, The god of not being a complete asshole.

 

[Sarge7777]

God of Insanity, and Paranoia
My worshippers will suspect they are being watched, and they are... or are they?
The god of waffles will be my ally, and im requesting some undead abominations from the god of the undead to stalk my followers to keep them nice and insane

Or, The God of Fire in Hell

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I'd be god of winter, just because I like the snow. I have an issue keeping my hands and feet comfortably warm though.

 

[Blatherscythe]

God of the land of wine and sex. People would want to come there instead of Hades, all I'd need is a videocamera and bam I have all the porn anyone would want. Oh and the rivers would all have a different fine wine instead of water and the one rule in the land of wine and sex is that you must participate in one orgy every day and you must be attractive with no STD's to enter.

 

[Theron Julius]

Ninjas!!

But probably god of machinery, something along the lines of Hephaestus, but without the whole crippled thing.

 

[aaronx83]

God Of Discordy