If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

[Serge A. Storms]

Something other than Serge Storms, obviously, and I would prefer a weapon that leaves such a strange entry wound that no one could figure out what the hell it was no matter how many bodies turned up.

 

[DaMan1500]

I'd be The Shafter. As you can clearly tell from my name, I push people down elevator shafts.

 

[tmujir955]

The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.

But obviously you would only kill whales. So no one would really care.

Aheh.
Ahehehe. AahahahaaaAHAHAHAH!
Perfect. So my image is that of a madman who only targets whales. This is wonderful news.
Thank you. >:-D

Nuclear power plant: Yes
Hates the environment: Yes
Has maniacal laugh: Yes

Me thinks we have a winner!

 

[Galigain]

MySpace user, so by law id have to be a serial rapist

 

[x0ny]

I would be Hubilub.

I would give you all seizures

You can't print a flashing picture, you know that right?

No, but he'll leave an iPodTouch with a video of his avatar running... unless he's Harry Potter, like he said.

 

[anthony87]

I would be known as The Charismatic Powerhouse.

My weapon would be my razor sharp wit........and a chainsaw.

 

[Geekmaster K]

I would be known as The Gamer. My killings would be based on different video games. Here's some examples:

Final Fantasy. A frickin' long sword in the back (like Sephiroth).

Mario. Jumping on someone until they die.

Zelda. A Master Sword replica through the head.

Pokemon. Suffocation with a Burger King Poke Ball (Remember that whole fiasco with the Pokemon Burger King toys?)

Half-Life. Suffocation with a Headcrab hat (You can buy those online. Just Google it).

Portal. An incinerator, just like the Companion Cube.

Kingdom Hearts. A Keyblade replica decapitation.

BioShock. A giant drill through the chest, like a Big Daddy.

The list goes on. When the police are investigating the murders, they will be wondering just how big of a geek I am.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

The Carol Murderer. I would go around at Christmas bludgeoning my victims with a crowbar while humming "Silent Night".Why? Because all the red would be festive.

 

[L9OBL]

The assassin (i know so original) and i'd use a multitude of weapons gun's knives etc and be an assassin like in hitman or something but my calling card would be two hidden arm blades ones an assassins creedesque hidden blade the other is two enlarged pop out harpieish blades and bullets made of ice. i'd do hits for cash and kill people who i believed deserved to die (like in Dexter) in the most gruesom ways (the hits would be clean and simple like a bullet to the head or a quick walk by shank)

 

[stabnex]

My current name.

My knife.

 

[AkJay]

Jack the Slasher
I would be an Organized serial killer
My weapons would be a knife
I wouldn't rape, but I would mutilate so they can't identify the corpse.

 

[L9OBL]

I would be "The Night Stalker"

Armed with a cape and a Butterfly knife.

you know even a really sharp butterfly knife is fairly useless (aside from looking cool) i have one and i can't do much more than spin it around puting it in and out of its handle full but not very practical (unless you got one that was longer then usual)

 

[rhyno435]

The Guy.

I would challenge people to play "I Wanna Be the Guy" on the hardest difficulty until they get so frustrated, they kill themselves.

Makes my work easy.

 

[L9OBL]

It would be my username, i would use a simple old kitchen knife.

I take it you like using blood as syrup on your pancakes?

 

[Somthing]

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I will be the Fourth Jonas Brother. I will kidnap people and put them in a room with no windows, a sealed door, cement floor, and walls made of brick. The ceiling will have speakers installed with precautions made so that the victim doesn't get wise and try to destroy the sound source. They will be barraged with an endless loop of Jonas Brothers covering the Beatles. They can choose to either starve to death, accepting the so-called 'music', or throw themselves around violently into the walls. Killing is too predictable and not nearly as entertaining as completely fucking with people to the point they kill themselves. And I imagine it will change with each person. That is all.

Oh, and there will be a hidden, protected camera as well. I want to watch, afterall.

The horrors that would bring upon the world as we know it!! I cringe with the thought of it![/quote]
I will lose sleep in fear of this o.0

I would be known as The Gamer. My killings would be based on different video games. Here's some examples:

Final Fantasy. A frickin' long sword in the back (like Sephiroth).

Mario. Jumping on someone until they die.

Zelda. A Master Sword replica through the head.

Pokemon. Suffocation with a Burger King Poke Ball (Remember that whole fiasco with the Pokemon Burger King toys?)

Half-Life. Suffocation with a Headcrab hat (You can buy those online. Just Google it).

Portal. An incinerator, just like the Companion Cube.

Kingdom Hearts. A Keyblade replica decapitation.

BioShock. A giant drill through the chest, like a Big Daddy.

The list goes on. When the police are investigating the murders, they will be wondering just how big of a geek I am.

Also you could leave games at the scene as a hint of what the next one will be.

(and my own additions to your allready awesome list)

Fallout3: Leave a live grenade in their pocket (its a achivement)

Left 4 dead: 4 dead people dressed as the survivors in a room with writing on the walls like the saferooms.

Almost all MMORPG's: Grind someone to death

The sims: Leave them floating dead in a pool with no ladder

 

[Leodiensian]

The Cleveland Steamer.

I'll scald people to death. In Cleveland.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

MENACE TO THE WALRUS! And duhhh of course I would use a BFG-9000 who wouldn't?

or I would use the painkill from Painkiller.

 

[maninahat]

I'd be called Dr. Saline. My MO would involve adding excess amounts of salt to people's food, slowly but surely increasing their risk of getting cancer.

I had come up with a character a while back: a hairdresser who was an expert at throwing sharpened scissors - he gains his deadly talents from his great, great grandfather, a murderous gunslinger from the old west, by way of somekind of magic curse.