If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

[Gauntes]

The Mohawk.

I would spear people upon my razor sharp hair. I'd need to get my hands on some better gel though...

and your trusted sidekick Fohack
and stereotypical black hero buddy Frohawk


On topic
Ze Spy
backstabbing ftw

 

[SD-Fiend]

just call me wolf

 

[Aerodyamic]

Did someone already take 'Big Dick', Stu Pidaso', 'Cock-Knocker' or 'Greased Weasel'? I'm too lazy to read 5 pages, right now, but those are all 3 legitimate choices for me.

I know my girlfriend would insist on the first or the last, though.

 

[Angelcraft]

Bad-Ass... Or the *****... no, wait, those are badguy names... I guess I'd be called Angelcraft. Or I would be the pink ranger.

 

[Toar]

Boss. Or the Black Ranger. I would be a totaly kick-ass black ranger.

 

[logiman]

Capitan Awesome

 

[MrPandarium]

Hardwood floor man

 

[flame5029]

the doctor because im unoriginal

 

[Beastialman]

Beastialman or Forge.

 

[GL2814E]

The Love Doctor- I fix what ails the hearts of all criminals, but only like Doctor Phil, not a hooker. (Maybe that could be my Love-Nurse?)

 

[Chester41585]

Graviton.
Because I'm heavy. I'd also like to be able to control gravity. Similar to Peter Griffin.

 

[WolfMage]

The Red M-
Quick poll, how many people just thought I was gonna say Red Mist?
Ok, anyway, I'd be The Red Mage.
Cause I'd dress as the Red Mage, and kill some fucking criminals with my awesome Firaga.

 

[Novania]

I would just be a super villain, cause then you're expected to go around and break stuff and kill people and not have to worry about doing anything for the benefit of others. Plus it would be F***ing AWESOME and FUN!!

I would just go with Novania, i could make some cool signatures etc to be left at crime scenes....although they would just google it and find a link to my steam page and escapist profile. so that might not be a good idea

EDIT: My steam page is the second hit on Google!!! xD

 

[zaddra]

I would probably wind up being called Shadow Walker or something similar...
Why?
Because I'd mostly work at night, wearing all black, and I wouldn't try to get famous people would only see my name if I needed to borrow something and I left a note explaning that I was borrowing whatever and I would return it shortly or I messed something up and was apologizing.
Also my pen name Sam Woods has the same initials...
Yeah I've thhought this out before... if you couldn't already tell

 

[OneBig Man]

Meat Tranciotomy Man

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Red Q

That is all

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I'd call myself superman just to see if DC had the nads to sue me.

 

[Basiritz]

That depends on the powers I got. If I got something like supermans, then everyone would just call me Emperor. And I wouldnt be a superhero, I would be the Emperor. Of the world.

 

[Snownine]

That One Guy. People would be like "thank god That One Guy is here to save us!" and the villains would of course say things such as "no one can stop my evil plans this time, not even That One Guy".