If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

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JRCB

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IdealistCommi said:
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the power to poo uncontrollably and flood the earth.

beat THAT.
The power of being invunerable and explosive diarrhea.
I think I beat that:

The power to have implosive diarrhea attacks.
I will second this motion. That would majorly suck.
 

HyenaThePirate

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I wouldnt want to be Doug Ramsey, the xman Cipher.
Remember him?
His mutant ability was to instantly "understand languages"

So great, while other team members get to run around kicking bad-guy ass with stylish and epic abilities like adamantium claws and laser eye beams, I'd be running around translating the signs on the doors in the evil villain's layer, while hiding behind the guy with the invulnerable metal skin.

It's a lucky thing he died, because he probably would have shot himself from being so useless...
 

bradley348

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Power to control time.

Epic win.

I mean, if you got someone u dont like, stop time, kill them horribly in whatever way you wish, resume time, they fall over bleeding and dead.

stealing stuff would be a snap, you could rig all sorts of stuff, i mean, time control is THE best power
 

Ziggy the wolf

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the power to control the elements and then with that change the elements and screw with people. turn Carbon dioxide into Carbon Monoxide etc
 

Ziggy the wolf

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or just rewind time and kill someone over and over again and just before you kill them the last time you kick them in the balls and then make them hold a bomb and watch them explode
 

HyenaThePirate

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bradley348 said:
Power to control time.

Epic win.

I mean, if you got someone u dont like, stop time, kill them horribly in whatever way you wish, resume time, they fall over bleeding and dead.

stealing stuff would be a snap, you could rig all sorts of stuff, i mean, time control is THE best power
Um he said the power you would LEAST want.
Like the power to urinate gallons of liquid on command.
That would be completely useless and embarrassing, but you might make a very good living as a german porn star.
 

londelen

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Eternal life, the eternal youth package not included.

As we age our perception of time changes, it seems to go faster. I could have no friends or relationships because eventually they would be dead in the blink of an eye. Also without the youth thing my body would eventually just turn into a writhing mass of flesh. And knowing these things would happen and there is nothing you could do to avert it, would increase the suffering tenfold.
 

GamerPhate

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hmm infected with radioactivity and have super powers but one that would suck...

Actually as kewl as invulnerability would be, the actual act of death is a release at some point in your existence. I mean, really you DON'T want to live forever, you would die from the boredom.. but you COULDN'T! Although then you might get cocky and start lobbing people's heads off and claiming something about being just one or some other nonsense and then flee off into the night wearing a cape and sunglasses.
 

Lazzi

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The uncontrolable abiltiy that changes a persons gender every time they orgasim.