If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

[WiccaVamp]

To become vulnerable to everything that is introduced to my five senses.....i would probably die quick but could you imagine those few moments....0_o

 

[Zombie_Fish]

The power to turn into a human. That's a pretty useless power I think.

Ahh a were-human, very rare. The power to turn into fish if your on dry land would also have limited application However were (get it badum tsch) you a zombie fish youd be fine

That would also be pretty inconveniant unless you were a zombie fish. Thank conveniance!

 

[Spudgun Man]

Growing noodles on my knee caps.

That or having mental flashbacks of playing Battlefeild: Bad Company. (shudders and vomits pure hate)

 

[LeonLethality]

Being able to run faster than the speed of light but your leg bones break from the slightest impact (a single step)

 

[iseestupid]

The power to live forever and be invincible but every second is unbearable agony.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Grow a vagina.

 

[Voodoomancer]

The power to misunderstand the title question of this thread, maybe?

 

[monkey_man]

the power to let my head grow ten times as big

 

[Booze Zombie]

The power to die.

 

[Agrael]

The power of flight.

 

[Airthey]

The abilty to grow my nose hair.

 

[AkJay]

I am the Drizzle!:

[http://img406.imageshack.us/i/thedrizzle.jpg/]

[http://g.imageshack.us/img406/thedrizzle.jpg/1/]

He has the power to control rain.. slightly.

 

[monkey_man]

Hohoho, no you di-int.
Wolverine claws.
[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ2RVqJCNM&feature=fvst[/link]

nice! 0_o coockie?

 

[DYin01]

The power to not be able to fly. The earth sucks me back every time I try to get off the ground. In fact, even a plane couldn't get up with me on board.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

The power of losing my arms, legs, nose mouth and eyes. Like Johnny from Johnny Got His Gun.

Or, the power to speak only in puns. Kind of a really bad version of the Riddler.

 

[Ignatius87]

Aquaman's power

 

[nikosuave]

The power to be dead.

"Look at that he shape shifted into a dead guy" -Scout of the B.L.U. after killing a spy.