If you were stuck on an island...

[whoops1995]

I'd be surprised if this wasn't already made, but search turned up nothing so,
If you were stuck on an island and only had 3 things what would it be? (imagine there's an invisible barrier that made it so you couldn't get off the island no matter what.)

I'd bring a harmonica( becuase all trapped people need a harmonica)
A parrot i could teach to utter profanities.
Also i'd bring pop rocks, lots and lots of pop rocks.

 

[ElephantGuts]

A uranium-powered generator.

A gun.

A ship. (Well it still counts as being stuck because I will be for a few hours until I can get the generator to power the ship's engines)

Why the gun you ask? To get whatever I need from the inhabitants of whichever land I reach first in my ship.

 

[rottenbutter]

A gun, a bullet, and a tombstone. I would commit suicide, because it would be so boring being stuck on an island.

 

[Amnestic]

Do we have ample food and water resources? Shelter? Is there wild animals on the island? A group of children who miraculously are still alive and will attempt to set up a minor system of government only to have it torn apart and split into two rival factions ultimately ending in a number of deaths until a Marine ship turns up to rescue them?

 

[Jtar]

A machete.
A book.
And a musical intstrument of some kind, I might not know how to play, but since I've got all the time in the world...

 

[whoops1995]

yes

Do we have ample food and water resources? Shelter? Is there wild animals on the island? A group of children who miraculously are still alive and will attempt to set up a minor system of government only to have it torn apart and split into two rival factions ultimately ending in a number of deaths until a Marine ship turns up to rescue them?

yes and as for the rest, onlt if you bring them...

 

[ElephantGuts]

Do we have ample food and water resources? Shelter? Is there wild animals on the island? A group of children who miraculously are still alive and will attempt to set up a minor system of government only to have it torn apart and split into two rival factions ultimately ending in a number of deaths until a Marine ship turns up to rescue them?

When I had to read that book for school I imagined how great it would be if I was there with them. Since I'm older I would immedietly be able to take control and assert my authority, and though I lack in physical strength I would still be able to maintain control of them with a combination of my vast knowledge and constant propoganda that I am in fact better and smarter than them.

I could be the president of the whole island! And have a bunch of little kids to do whatever I want. Of course I don't mean that sexually. Why'd you even think of it like that? You're a sick fuck.

 

[crazy-j]

A gun, a bullet, and a tombstone. I would commit suicide, because it would be so boring being stuck on an island.

what about a shovel?

 

[AuntyEthel]

Enough LSD to last a lifetime (might as well)
Hundreds of Sensi and Ducksfoot seeds

If there's already enough food and water...

Dita von Teese

 

[Ultrajoe]

A fully furnished house.

An unlimited generator.

An internet connection.

 

[Cap'n_Wakka_Wakka]

A fully furnished house.

An unlimited generator.

An internet connection.

2'nd

 

[rottenbutter]

A gun, a bullet, and a tombstone. I would commit suicide, because it would be so boring being stuck on an island.

what about a shovel?

What would be the point? It's not like I can bury myself after I die. Besides, if I really wanted a grave, I could just dig with my bare hands. I would rather have the tombstone.

 

[ObadiahBlack]

A fully furnished house.

An unlimited generator.

An internet connection.

3rd'ed(?).

 

[Omegazero]

1. An accoustic guitar
2. Large A3 sheets of paper
3. Pencil's and colouring material


I generally think i would go insane some time along the way from boredom of being trapped on a island, so hopefully if everything works out while im insane i will become a artist wizz and make billions from selling my pictures after my corpse is found 3000 years later

 

[cah318ery7]

Carl Palmer's drumset.
Enough food and water to last 100 years.
1000 pairs of drumsticks.

 

[Amnestic]

Etch-a-sketch. Three of them.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

A knife a blanket and an attractive redheaded chick.
The knife for a basic tool, the blanket to keep me warm and the redhead to keep me warmer.

 

[gamebrain89]

A fully furnished house.

An unlimited generator.

An internet connection.

2'nd

ah, but no computer to use said connection. Oops. ( unless you are assuming a furnished house includes a computer, which I don't think they generally do.) If thats the case,
4th'ed

My game bag, (holds my ds, zune and all my games)
endless generator
refrigerator that never runs out of food and drinks. You can alway build a shelter.

 

[Shugaazer]

CD player, Def Leppard's 'Hysteria' and a nudie mag.