If you were stuck on an island...

[Wolvaroo]

I think history has proven time and time again all you need the the professor sans Gilligan.

 

[Aoi Denkou]

Solar Generator,
My Laptop(with charger),
and...an axe with which to hunt, and build shelters.

 

[Uncle Colin]

A gun, a chick, and music.

 

[alwaysrockon]

1 hundreds of people
2 a shotgun
3 a hypodermic needle filled with the zombie virus
think over it for a moment
yes hundreds of people do count as one item!

 

[Anarchemitis]

[li]Wife[/li]
[li]Satisfied Life[/li]
[li]Bible[/li]

• [sup]29[/sup]Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart or die of neglect from the will of your Father. [sup]30[/sup]And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. [sup]31[/sup]So don't be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.
  Matthew 10:29-31 NIV

QED.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

1. Teleporter (Let's see that barrier stop me now!)
2. Invisible barrier destruction device (Or now!)
3. Bottle of Mountain Dew
Why bring a bottle of Mountain Dew if I can just instantly escape the island and return to my life you ask? The answer is simple: Because I can. And it means I get a Mountain Dew. I like Mountain Dew. It's good.

 

[ffxfriek]

id take an ample source of food and water for 1
my sweetheart for number 2
and and for number 3 hmm i guess itd have to be a source of heat to keep warm at night

Why would you take her with you? Now she's trapped too! You're just a horrible human being

well i think my hand would get boring after awhile... and i love her lots someone to spend time with and omg no i didnt just say someone to talk to for id go crazy alone someone to spend my highly lonely days with etc. etc.

 

[Cinder Block of Oppression]

A lot of attractive women.
A laptop, full of my iTunes, games, videos, and internet connection. (If that's possible.)
And I guess some food and water. I'd be to lazy to get my own.

 

[axia777]

Anything? Like as in ANYTHING?

1)Tony Stark's house.
2)The Iron Man suit.
3)A good supply of fresh drinking water.

 

[JMeganSnow]

1. Swimsuit
2. Lotion
3. James Bond

 

[Jark212]

1)Hot chick
2)Hot chick
3)Bear Grylls

 

[geddydisciple]

an acousic guitar
my laptop
and a wireless internet network

 

[gamebrain89]

1)Hot chick
2)Hot chick
3)Bear Grylls

Ok, thats a F^*$ing Awesome answer.

 

[Cinder Block of Oppression]

1)Hot chick
2)Hot chick
3)Bear Grylls

[/thread]

 

[finalcut315]

I'd only bring one thing you ready for it?America, there problem solved.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I would bring..


*My BIG tent
*PC package (includes everything I need to internets, seriously this can fit into a suitcase)
*Hot chick

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

*PC package (includes everything I need to internets, seriously this can fit into a suitcase)

That Plus:

Ultrajoe. Invisible barrier can try stopping him/her/it/the evil known as.
And a data slate with all books ever written on it.

 

[Downside]

my girlfriend a lifetime supply of condoms and maybe some lube

 

[ianuam]

Depends on the climate, but generally.
Machete
First Aid pack with water purifier
Couple of survival books.

 

[Littaly]

To be realistic:

1. Machete
2. Survival guidebook (if there is such a thing)
3. Signal flare

To be less realistic:
1. A stick
2. Paris Hilton