If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

@Lambi: I know you need me. I'm here now.
*hugs lambi*

 

[Timotei]

I'd hit you for continuing to break the rules.

 

[Zedzero]

I'd hit back for trying to hit me.

Oooh enticing...Bondage?

 

[Roxas1359]

Someone is hitting you? I will kick them out of my Inn for that. Also I know that your upset but you can't stay in my bed.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd wonder where lambi is, even though I'm holding Konata in my arms.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't know. Now I'm going back to bed.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Not yet!

 

[Zedzero]

I see why you can never hit those ducks.

 

[delet]

You look confused. I am too. I'm going to leave now...

 

[Zedzero]

OHSHI- *slaps wildly*

 

[CounterAttack]

Is it just me or do you look like James Turner?

 

[SpaceSpork]

Hey, babe. I'm sorry 'bout what I did before.

 

[CounterAttack]

By that I assume you mean "eat me alive". >=(

 

[Roxas1359]

*groan* Come back to bed.

 

[delet]

I think I'm seeing triple... am I still drunk?

 

[SpaceSpork]

AhhhhHHHHHH TOO CLOSE

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Hmmmm eeeeeeeeewwwww! .... No food in bed!

 

[Kud]

*taking cover behind table*

DUDE! STOP SHOOTING MY ANIMALS!

 

[SpaceSpork]

This isn't food.
If you know what I mean.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wow, I must have been wasted last night.