If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

Hey, Maxie. You ready for another round? *suggestive smile*

 

[delet]

You do have eyes, right...?

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, duh. I can see that your eyes are creepy... and that you're a dude. Sorry, not interested.

 

[Kud]

*tackles CA and rips her hood off*

AHA! Now I know your true identity!

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, now that you know, I guess I have to *bleep* you to keep you quiet. Come here!

*grabs AshPox's avatar, throws her down on the bed and -CENSORED-*

 

[Kud]

*giggles* you know im like way underage right?

 

[CounterAttack]

I met you when you were a fair bit older once.

 

[SpaceSpork]

@AshPox Yes, and I'm pretty sure she likes it that way.

 

[CounterAttack]

Excuse me, swamp demon! I'm not into that sort of thing. I didn't know.

 

[Kud]

@CA - *reminisces* Yep, those were the good ol' days, back when we used to *bleep* nonstop.

@SRPG - Every body has a little bit of pedophile in them.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ash: I'm 17!
Everybody: riiiight...
But its ok we can -CENSORED-
Edit @Ash: what are you?! Sigmund Freud?!

 

[Timotei]

I would -OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHATTHING!!!!

 

[Kud]

STOP YELLING! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are waking me up too![/whispering]

 

[Kud]

Oh, your awake. What is Sigmund Freud?

 

[CounterAttack]

@Hail Fire: Come back to bed, sugar.

 

[Kud]

*bites Hail's arm*

She doesn't taste like sugar...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Look him up. I'm sure you'll be very intrigued.
*licks face*

 

[CounterAttack]

@AshPox: Have you kissed her recently? Her lips taste like sugar to me. =)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Thank you!
*makes out*