If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....
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Eh, providing that the quality of your joke-telling improves over time, you'll do alright. By alright, I mean that the dark horrors from beyond the 4th dimension won't torture your body with tentacles and then devour your moaning soul from your shivering corpse.
*Hugs*
*Hugs*
The dark horrors from beyond the 4th dimension have one really really really sick hivemind.
*Pats on the head*
Don't worry though, you're safe... for now.
@Zeromaeus: Cool, and you being a ninja helps too. One ninja is always a good thing. *Invites into the League of Ultra-Evil*
*Pats on the head*
Don't worry though, you're safe... for now.
@Zeromaeus: Cool, and you being a ninja helps too. One ninja is always a good thing. *Invites into the League of Ultra-Evil*
*sitting in Australia in a park Dr.susse looks to the sky and see a nuke screaming to hit the best pub in Australia.
With a slow motion "NNNNOOOOooo" the not-so good doctor threw a Kola (whose aerobatic and docile nature allows them to travel hundreds of feet into the sky with minimal throwing effort) directly at the nuke, exploding it and showering Australia with jelly beans and rainbows.
Putting on Caruso glasses he looks to the sky and says
"How sweet of you shock."
[color=maroon height=200]YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!![/color]
With a slow motion "NNNNOOOOooo" the not-so good doctor threw a Kola (whose aerobatic and docile nature allows them to travel hundreds of feet into the sky with minimal throwing effort) directly at the nuke, exploding it and showering Australia with jelly beans and rainbows.
Putting on Caruso glasses he looks to the sky and says
"How sweet of you shock."
[color=maroon height=200]YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!![/color]
You make no sense good Doctor, for that, you're soul is spared. *Buys a cane, a pocket-watch and a top hat*
@Scde2: It's a good thing I regard you as a friend. *Pats on the head*
@Scde2: It's a good thing I regard you as a friend. *Pats on the head*
@Doc: Very nice. I think I should send you some more Jack Daniels for that.
Now, what has been going on as I've been gone?
Now, what has been going on as I've been gone?
...... Shock tried to nuke The Holy Land Down Under!? One step closer to the smiting list with you!
[sup]wow it's fun trying to type this in on an iPhone on a train[/sup]
[sup]wow it's fun trying to type this in on an iPhone on a train[/sup]
Yeah, wanted to test a nuke out, so Shock randomly fired one at a random location on the map. Australia got it.
So, you are on a train typing this in Alpha? Sounds like loads of fun.
So, you are on a train typing this in Alpha? Sounds like loads of fun.
Yep. Heaps of fun.
Shock randomly picked a place? As in it wasn't Australia on purpose? 'cause that's not really an infraction then, just bad luck. And bad luck is blamed on Scde2. On the smite list with ye!
Shock randomly picked a place? As in it wasn't Australia on purpose? 'cause that's not really an infraction then, just bad luck. And bad luck is blamed on Scde2. On the smite list with ye!
@Alpha: Yeah, Shock lost track of the Doc, who was the original target, so instead Shock just picked a target randomly hit by a dart on a map.
Well, I need to go out shopping for a bit. Don't everyone die at once while I'm gone.
Well, I need to go out shopping for a bit. Don't everyone die at once while I'm gone.
Demon bunny creature, do you follow the Path of Enlightenment and worship Her Holiness, the great and powerful Haruhi? This place be full of vile and wicked sinners in need of a good smiting. I'd hate to strike you down if you are a true believer.
@Scde2: hmmm..... off the smite list until the next crusade against the non believers is launched.
@Scde2: hmmm..... off the smite list until the next crusade against the non believers is launched.