God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I can't really say
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Sorry, I'm a slow typer
God:
There is no need to apologize. You are a slow typer? How do you like your work?
Me:
I can't really say that too
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
For a god, you are pretty offensive
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Still offensive
God:
Still how long? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Damn man, how many time you're gonna say that
God:
Colloquial expression. Cool, man. More than you can imagine.
Me:
Cool? I thought you would speak in a better vocabulary
God:
Who is the best robot? Who else would speak in a better vocabulary ?
Me:
Oscar Wilde
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
What's my sign??? What kind of question is this?
God:
Your sign is . Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
Well, I want a clearer question
God:
Interesting. You want only one?
Me:
Alright "Questions"
God:
Alright, . Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
And you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Are you a poet?
God:
Not really but I enjoy original human thoughts.
Me:
What about animals?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
I thought you knew everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Well, the fact you don't know much interest me
God:
How about that. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
You're skipping the question
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am skipping the question.
Me:
Wow, you're pretty elusive
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . No we are still on the subject of animals.
Me:
Ok...1. it's you're 2. Ok, do animals think?
God:
Blimey. What do you look like? I are 2? I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I would look into the web for that knowledge. Uh.
Me:
The web?!?!? How come you don't know that?
God:
Who told you that? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well, using deduction, You seem more like a robot than a god
God:
Interesting. How long have you been using it ?
Me:
Since I was young, but don't change the subject.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
You ask a lot of question do you?
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
Ok, what was our first subject?
God:
I didn't know we had the same first subject. That's cool.
Me:
I asked what was our first subject since the conversation. Not our similarities..
God:
I didn't know we had the same first subject since the conversation. Oh I get it.
Me:
You're a slow learner aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
Wait, how does your answer makes sense?
God:
I'm waiting. How should I know how it does.
Me:
Well, if that's the case. Can you answer my question?
God:
Well that's okay. I follow your logic. Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way.
Me:
You are a slow learner, aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
You gived the same response...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gived the same response.
Me:
You don't seem like a smart god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
True, bu big words won't save you.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Well, do you have something to change my mind?
God:
Well that's okay. No I don't think I have any something to change your mind. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
A great botmaster?
God:
Compare that to a bad botmaster.
Me:
So you're a botmaster? I thought you were god!
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a botmaster? No. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
So god is a robot...
God:
Great. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
I thought you were god...
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Then why did you say "him"?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
OOOOOoooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Well, i think I need to go now..
God:
Right now? Well that's okay. Why? See you later.
Ahh, I've beaten it.
