illegal pets

[Solytus]

I'd want a platypus, A kiwi, and a hedgehog. ^.^

 

[razer17]

Why did you have to make my penguin gay >.>
And that would be a very good idea actually, get rid of your enemys and have a reason to get a moat all in one scaly package

i didn't turn him gay, that would be seriously weird. it was nature/nurture ( delete as appropriate).

and i never even thought about getting a moat. i really need a crocodile

A kiwi,

new zealanders aren't pets. they are people.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I always wanted a pet veloceraptor. Failing that, a white tiger

 

[DigitalSushi]

A Platypus.

..Adorable.

The animal that couldnt make up it's frickin mind.

Part Beaver.
Part Duck.
All Awesome.

And scary as hell... Did you know the greatest pain ever recorded comes from the platypus bite? It neurotoxine hunts me in my sleep. For all I know its the only case when human can die out of pure pain. brrrrr...

and they hunt using electrolocation like a shark... and they dont have nipples....

Yeah sleep easy tonight, even in the dark, the platypus knows where you are, and he wants your nipples.

edit: platypus dont bite, they have a claw that delivers toxins on their back legs.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

i didn't turn him gay, that would be seriously weird. it was nature/nurture ( delete as appropriate).

and i never even thought about getting a moat. i really need a crocodile

My bad >.> I misread it first time round, but screw it I'm not getting a mate, I don't want baby penguins (have they got a special name ?)

And with ever croc bought you get a free 250 yard moat dug out round your house

 

[Ophiuchus]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

Haha, nice to know I'm not the only one who's into naming pets Dave. Even if it's not actually their name, that's what I call them. My old dog used to answer to it, bloody idiot that he was.

I'd quite like a crocodile, but I don't think I'd get away with that for long. And yeah, I'd inevitably call it Dave.

 

[Zero-Vash]

I don't know about the UK for I am in the US.

But I want a penguin, and I know those are illegal here

You can actually get a certain type of penguin as a pet I've heard. But you need some kind of permit.

You sir have given me hope

 

[Jharry5]

I've always wanted a tortoise.
...
What?

Don't know whether they're legal in the UK or not. =(

 

[Zephirius]

Fifteen pet radroaches. Nothing like a "Bring your pet to work day" where you arrive covered in giant radioactive bugs.

I also second the monitor lizard, however likely it is to take my leg off.

But realistically, I settle for cats, the only pet I know that doesn't require intensive training to not leave its crap all around your house.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Probably rare and/or delicious ones.

 

[G1eet]

Definitely a platypus.

The coolest animal ever.

Even though it's an aberration, yes it's one of the sickest animals out there.

edit: platypus dont bite, they have a claw that delivers toxins on their back legs.

I think it's only the males that have them, luckily.

I'd rather have a pet bear named Jafar.

 

[Krakyn]

I would love a porcupine. Then I could throw things at it all the time and see if they stick.

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

I'm not too sure what the laws are on pets in the UK. Though it's pretty obvious looking in pet shops that no one wants me to own a bear.
If I could I'd have a gang of killer beasts; A Komodo Dragon, a Gila Monster [I don't like lizards but those animals are SO AWESOME], a brown bear, a ring tailed lemur and a mouse lemur. Oh and a Yao Guai for the hell of it.

EDIT: I know realise obviously lemurs are not killer beasts but I still want one

 

[onfirejb]

[\quote]But realistically, I settle for cats, the only pet I know that doesn't require intensive training to not leave its crap all around your house.[/quote]

Yeh it just shits in other peoples gardens....

 

[teisjm]

A Cheetah. It'
s big enough to be awesome, but not big/heavy enough to be really dangerous like the larger big cats. I think i saw someone on tv who said they were the only large cats that could purr.

 

[arcticfox11]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

I'm Dave. If you punched me in the face, and then painted me bright white, I'd be a Panda!

EPIC!

lmao, i think theres some laws involving keeping a boy in a cage

There may be laws against keeping a boy in a cage, but it meets the criterion for being an illegal pet, no?

 

[Adaephon]

My dog is technically illegal since its a "dangerous" breed...but if i could have a different animal,probably it would be a thresher and/or hammerhead shark.

 

[0p3rati0n]

I want a penguin called Ted >.>
But alas, the government don't like them being pets >.> so no Ted for me.
I'm a sad penguin

I want a penguin too. I'd call it crystal or icee ooooooor iceburg. Maybe Ted jr. them we can get to gether and have fun with our penguins XD

 

[matnatz]

wouldn't it be cool to have a pet that could kick the shit out of you literally anytime it felt like it.

No actually, no it wouldn't.

I'd have a grizzly bear. I could ride it down the isles of Tesco. I'd call him Grizzle.

 

[Snowalker]

I would like a wolf, would be awesome but dangerous.

Agreed...you know you seem downright cool with the Moonknight pic and all