illegal pets

[GodsOneMistake]

wouldn't it be cool to have a pet that could kick the shit out of you literally anytime it felt like it.

No actually, no it wouldn't.

Well than your no man XD

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I would like a wolf, would be awesome but dangerous.

Agreed...you know you seem downright cool with the Moonknight pic and all

Well thank you, surprised you recognize the character. I actually used to have a wolf as my avatar as well, but changed it a while back.

 

[Ontoue]

I don't know what the laws are here in the U.S. about monkeys, but come on.
A trained monkey would be the coolest pet ever.

I think monkeys are legal. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071022182318AA7qFMA

I would own a legion of trained attack squirrels. fear me and my small mammals of DOOM!!

 

[matnatz]

wouldn't it be cool to have a pet that could kick the shit out of you literally anytime it felt like it.

No actually, no it wouldn't.

Well than your no man XD

I just don't see the point in having some animal trying to shove you through your mosquito door. I'd rather go and find the animal, and fight it on it's own ground, with my fists and a shoe lace. When it's dead I'll cook it and eat it with my bare hands while it's still boiling hot from a roaring fire. I AM A MAN!

 

[GodsOneMistake]

wouldn't it be cool to have a pet that could kick the shit out of you literally anytime it felt like it.

No actually, no it wouldn't.

Well than your no man XD

I just don't see the point in having some animal trying to shove you through your mosquito door. I'd rather go and find the animal, and fight it on it's own ground, with my fists and a shoe lace. When it's dead I'll cook it and eat it with my bare hands while it's still boiling hot from a roaring fire. I AM A MAN!

Oh Shit what a man... I wouldn't want to kill the guy though, cause than we can't box anymore... But wouldn't it be sweet as hell to wrestle a bear.

 

[a stranger]

Anything I could hug. Though big dogs work fine with that. German Sheppards are like, super fun to hug, though people always are afraid of them.

i never understood why people are afraid of them its a mystrey i would never solve
on topic i would get a bald eagle to bad its a ilegal to keep those beutiful brids as pets in the U.S.

 

[olicon]

I want me a little bat. I don't know if you can train bats to be awake during the day than the night or not, but I think it will satisfy my crave for both a bird and a hamster at the same time.

 

[Kiutu]

Anything I could hug. Though big dogs work fine with that. German Sheppards are like, super fun to hug, though people always are afraid of them.

i never understood why people are afraid of them its a mystrey i would never solve
on topic i would get a bald eagle to bad its a ilegal to keep those beutiful brids as pets in the U.S.

Cause they are common as attack/guard/police dogs and are rather big, though if you look at them, they have a cute dopeyness to em.

 

[Maileigh]

I'd love a Platypus. Maybe a Sugar Glider.

In the past I've had all kinds of weird and unusual pets besides the weird and unusual classic ones. I've had: Ducks, a Chicken, a Squirrel, a Robin, Frogs, Crayfish, Brine Shrimp, Betta fish, a Rat, a Hamster, Mice, a Dog, a Parakeet, and finally; TONS of Cats.

 

[Dr.Sean]

I want a... crap what hasn't been already taken by the other posters... Oh I know! I want a pet cougar!

 

[Jaythulhu]

Kangaroo, So i could have a boxing buddy. wouldn't it be cool to have a pet that could kick the shit out of you literally anytime it felt like it. You lucky ass australians

Only problem with that... Kangaroos don't box, they kick. They also have very, very big claws on their back feet that can quite easily rip a person open from throat to groin.


MalloryHartevelt:
Try a wallaby. A few recent news reports down here have said that a lot of people in the UK are replacing sheep, goats and lawnmowers with a wallaby. You'll want to do a lot of study before adopting one though.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I would totally have an ostrich, and name him oswaldo.
Heh, Oswaldo the Ostrich

 

[Aaron Gray]

Me and my partner own an American Pit Bull Terrier pup named Linus. It's only illegal to own an APBT in a few states/cities around the US and where I live he is in the clear. They are defiantly a breed that receives a lot of ignorant bias and hate from other dog owners, but we love him.

Nothing poisonous in my house! No thank you.

They've been bred in such a way that any capacity for negotiation is non-existent. They attack with no warning, and very viciously. It's not hatred that people have for the poor things..it's pity. People shouldn't be allowed to create sick animals like this. Inbred to the point where they're homicidal..

You obviously don't understand very much about the breed; with an exception of what ever you have heard from a news anchor. Like stated, I own an APBT who is less aggressive than my parents yappy-fucking Shi Tzus; by less aggressive, of course, I mean extremely passive and lovable.

 

[Leorex]

I don't know about the UK for I am in the US.

But I want a penguin, and I know those are illegal here

they are only illegal if they are alive.

 

[Thorthelordofawesomeness]

fuck every other creature, i want a raven...or a zergling...

 

[Leorex]

i want a monkey, but not one that poops all over, so i might just get a slave girl.

 

[Yowsa]

a crock is and not the smartest pet but it could be fun