I'm a what now?!

[Fappy]

I was once accused of being a racist because I said Eddie Murphy was an irritating twit. I think said accuser may have been trolling me.

I prefer Charlie Murphy personally. Much funnier than his brother.

 

[StrangerMouse]

I was once accused of being a racist because I said Eddie Murphy was an irritating twit. I think said accuser may have been trolling me.

I prefer Charlie Murphy personally. Much funnier than his brother.

Much funnier. Not that it's particularly hard to be funnier than that talentless git. In my opinion.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Online people think I'm a stoner.


In real life people think I play WoW.

I do neither, but it seems ALL my friends are either nerds, stoner's, or stoner nerds.

 

[Dags90]

Also, I shop at Kohl's if that says anything D:

Kohl's recently made the International Labor Rights Forum's 2010 Hall of Shame. I think everyone can agree that inhumane business practices are unfashionable.

 

[Fappy]

Also, I shop at Kohl's if that says anything D:

Kohl's recently made the International Labor Rights Forum's 2010 Hall of Shame. I think everyone can agree that inhumane business practices are unfashionable.

Holy crap seriously? What did they do?

 

[UmbrellaRedshirt]

I often get asked if I'm a hippy.

I am not a hippy, I just have long hair.

I don't even wear hippy clothes!

Glad to know someone else is in that boat. Laziness concerning my desire to cut my hair and the fact I look somewhat like Jerry Garcia does not mean I approve of drum circles and hemp.

 

[blankedboy]

I've been called:

A cauliflower
A carrot
'A lettuce'
A cabbage
A lawnmower
A dishwasher
A washing machine
A can of crushed lawnmower
A cement mixer
A pyroclastic peach tree
A baked bean
That I have fleas
That I have pubic lice

Because there is a REALLY weird guy on my bus.

 

[Composer]

''you are a pretty looking girl, do you like to have fun?''

Ugh. D:

Maybe said person wanted to play a game of Hide and Seek.Or tell you a fun joke.

OT:I once asked if I was gay.I answered no of course.But I see where he could have gotten that from.Seeing as I was frolicing around as a joke.

He was looking at me from top to bottom, I'm pretty sure I know what kind of fun he meant. :/

he was obviously looking to see if u had the skills to pay the bills in a game of basketball

 

[WrongSprite]

People ask me if I'm gay, or younger than I am, quite a lot.

I'm fairly feminine, and I look about 4 years younger than my nearly 18 years, so it's understandable.

 

[ilikepie59]

People often come up to me and ask me if I'm emo or not. It's cause I wear all black all the time. Meh, it's just kind of annoying.

I get the opposite.
At a party once, I didn't want to be called an emo (just to be different), so I wear clothes with colours. It was just a purple jumper, not overly bright, just not black. I now forever have the nickname "Gay, metro ****"

 

[Pegghead]

People often ask me if I'm okay, I'm a pretty happy-go-lucky guy so this surprises me greatly.

Oh yeah, not to mention the number of times people have asked me if I'm American.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I went to a Christian High School and obviously I don't believe in God, first day of year 7. Some guy asks me, "So are you like a Satanist?" I laughed and proceded to do what any man would do...
ROCK.
HIS.
FAITH.

 

[Baldrek]

I've been mistaken for being way older than I am on several occasions, most likely due to me wearing suits and coats a lot, as well as my mustache and the fact that I have slightly graying hair even though I'm only in my twenties... Ah well, it has it's uses.

I've also been mistaken for a being a biker back when I had an imperial-style mustache and was wearing a black T-shirt, and I've also been accused of being gay when I was in the navy, again mainly due to the facial hair.

And people have also asked me if I work as an opera singer on two separate occasions, which I find incredibly odd as I'm pretty much tone-deaf. But, in their defence, me and a friend were singing songs from "La traviata" quite loudly on these occasions.

And lastly, people ask me quite often what I'm so angry/annoyed at, as my neutral expression looks a lot like a frown.

 

[Blair Bennett]

I was once told I smelled nice...that was not true, as I had just finished pummeling, and being pummeled, into the dirt by an entire team of young women (I play Rugby). Other than that, I've been referred to as emo because I wear a lot of black, a lot of trenchcoats, and because my hairs just naturally assaults my face and covers my left eye. The funny thing here is that I sort of fill the roll of lovable tolerable obnoxious retard. I'm a loud, fairly happy person. Most of the time, at least.

 

[Indiscrimi]

I've been accused of being racist on the grounds that I'm white. It's kind of funny, actually.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

A real-life wallhacker.
It goes like this:
I just had a class of Multimedia, and the playing group (including me) had used wallhacks to even the playing field.
The final bell goes, we pile out, and as we get to our lockers, I start talking to a friend.
As we get close to our lockers, I see one of the teachers get close to a door while lugging around some science materials.
I open the door, and although the door has a fair-sizes window in it, my friend doesn't see it and yells at me 'HOLY SHIT! You just wallhacked in REAL LIFE! WTF?!'
The teacher turns around, thanks me, and leaves, while my friend just stares at me in shock and awe.

I bullshit you all not. This actually happened.

 

[Liham]

I was acused of being a nerd and responded with: No shit sherlock!
I wear dark colours alot, but in the city I live in that is the norm.
I was called brace face, four eyes and a wimp by a massive dickhead. I broke his nose.