On the net you cant really tell if someone is joking or not. Like someone saying a Kroot can beat a Space Marine. Surly the puson must be joking but he sounds so serious.ansem1532 said:
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I'd be a commissar. "Fear ensures loyalty! Where do you need me?"
"By the Emperor, it will be done!"
"Forward, you dogs, to victory!"
"What is your wish?"
"You have the honor of serving me, now!"
"Fear me, but follow!"
"It is only fitting we ride into battle!"
"From here on, we march!"
"Victory...is assured."
"Where is His will needed?"
"On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!"
"Glory to the first man to die! Charge!"
"If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!"
"I will have someone's head for this!"
"They cannot withstand us!"
"The end of days is upon them!"
"Tremble before my wrath!"
"Only the faithful shall win the day."
Badass
"By the Emperor, it will be done!"
"Forward, you dogs, to victory!"
"What is your wish?"
"You have the honor of serving me, now!"
"Fear me, but follow!"
"It is only fitting we ride into battle!"
"From here on, we march!"
"Victory...is assured."
"Where is His will needed?"
"On charges of cowardice, you are sentenced to death!"
"Glory to the first man to die! Charge!"
"If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line!"
"I will have someone's head for this!"
"They cannot withstand us!"
"The end of days is upon them!"
"Tremble before my wrath!"
"Only the faithful shall win the day."
Badass
Although this is true Amberley Gail does in fact havce a footnote added that although they don't take celibate vows they normally don't have interest in it anywayblackcherry said:Ha, it would be that, of all novels.Simriel said:The Ciaphas Cane Novelsblackcherry said:Fair enough. I'm not as up to date with my 40K lore as I used to be now that I've had to get a life. Whats that info from then?Simriel said:Well apparently they sleep with overweight scribes.blackcherry said:Oh yeah I know that. Just saying that what they have higher standards than most people is all. The kind of standards that will see you dead rather than 'tainting the purity' of a Sister of Battle.Simriel said:
Also Sisters that are assigned to witchhunting normally chosen for their inability to be corrupted by the chaos gods, this would probably include my personal fav Slaneesh (good ol' Slaneesh)
Pathetic humans, I have long ago ascended past your grovelling masses of Imperium Soldiers, and given myself to choas! All bow to the great changer of ways, the Raven God!!!
Or, in Tyranid terms (In somesort of phsycic temporary plot hole mind connection)
We will devour your civilization with our might, all are sustanance for our ever expanding empire! You're bodies will feed our strength, and further the destruction of every species in the galaxy!!!
Or, in Tyranid terms (In somesort of phsycic temporary plot hole mind connection)
We will devour your civilization with our might, all are sustanance for our ever expanding empire! You're bodies will feed our strength, and further the destruction of every species in the galaxy!!!
'Good old slannesh!' Next you will be saying papa Nurgle is a kindly old man!Stikibunn said:Although this is true Amberley Gail does in fact havce a footnote added that although they don't take celibate vows they normally don't have interest in it anywayblackcherry said:Ha, it would be that, of all novels.Simriel said:The Ciaphas Cane Novelsblackcherry said:Fair enough. I'm not as up to date with my 40K lore as I used to be now that I've had to get a life. Whats that info from then?Simriel said:Well apparently they sleep with overweight scribes.blackcherry said:Oh yeah I know that. Just saying that what they have higher standards than most people is all. The kind of standards that will see you dead rather than 'tainting the purity' of a Sister of Battle.Simriel said:
Also Sisters that are assigned to witchhunting normally chosen for their inability to be corrupted by the chaos gods, this would probably include my personal fav Slaneesh (good ol' Slaneesh)
I like Slaneesh. If I was gonna be chaos I'd be Slaneesh-y.blackcherry said:'Good old slannesh!' Next you will be saying papa Nurgle is a kindly old man!Stikibunn said:Although this is true Amberley Gail does in fact havce a footnote added that although they don't take celibate vows they normally don't have interest in it anywayblackcherry said:Ha, it would be that, of all novels.Simriel said:The Ciaphas Cane Novelsblackcherry said:Fair enough. I'm not as up to date with my 40K lore as I used to be now that I've had to get a life. Whats that info from then?Simriel said:Well apparently they sleep with overweight scribes.blackcherry said:Oh yeah I know that. Just saying that what they have higher standards than most people is all. The kind of standards that will see you dead rather than 'tainting the purity' of a Sister of Battle.Simriel said:
Also Sisters that are assigned to witchhunting normally chosen for their inability to be corrupted by the chaos gods, this would probably include my personal fav Slaneesh (good ol' Slaneesh)
Every chaos god has a benevelant side to them. The way they work is that they're controlled by the collective thoughts off the most common psychic race (guess what race that is!) so when they're all collectivly happy the chaos gods are less bad.... The only thing is Khorne is the most powerful and won't let the others work indipentantly. Nurgle for example has a good side as he can heal all deciese. When people hope beyond all common sence that someone will recover from a terminal illness and they do..... that's Nurgle.
Oh I know. I'm a fellow chaos fan myselfStikibunn said:
.I just tend to follow the idea that they will be eventually be dominated by the negative side of the emotional spectrum as that is the more abundant side of emotion in the 40K verse.As such even though there are very beneficial and positive sides to the gods, in Slanneshs' case; supernatural charisma; the quest for perfection; or appreciation of the higher parts of humanity, by the very nature of the Gods being dominated by negativity and mankind's dark side, I feel that eventually even the most well meaning of people will fall to damnation.
Ha, look at me. You can tell I've been into this for too long, lol.
I would cry, and then I would die.
You shouldn't ask what you would do as an Imperial Guard. Instead, you should ask how you would die as an Imperial Guard, because odds are that you're going to die.
I would prefer to be killed by a Lictor. At least then I got killed by something that's a genetically trained assassin, rather than a stray bullet fired by some grot that kills me because my armor is made of cardboard and tissue.
You shouldn't ask what you would do as an Imperial Guard. Instead, you should ask how you would die as an Imperial Guard, because odds are that you're going to die.
I would prefer to be killed by a Lictor. At least then I got killed by something that's a genetically trained assassin, rather than a stray bullet fired by some grot that kills me because my armor is made of cardboard and tissue.
With my luck, the tyranids and the necrons would show up on my planet at the same time. They would fight for a really long time and then get bored, because the necrons don't have any material that the tyranids can harvest and Tyranids don't have souls. No point in either of them being there. Then the Witch Hunters would come and kill every last human but me to purge any remaining taint. I would live because I took such a massive dump in my pants that the W.H. would think that I had already died (because of the smell). Then a massive ork invasion would come and the Eldar would also be there just to snuff it out. After surviving all that, a meteorite would kill me. Happy days.
Were I a Guardsman, I'd defect to the Tau. Because commissars are douchebags and Kroot are badasses. Either that or I'd become an Assassin. Then I could chill behind the front lines with a hugeass freaking sniper rifle and an awesome ninja-like outfit, and mutter clever one-liners in a Solid Snake voice while exploding heads all day. Being an Assassin has to be satisfying.
Addressing another issue on this thread: the lasgun, at least according to the canonical Ciaphas Cain novels, is quite a powerful weapon, it's just that most of the hideous daemons and undead robots and berserk orks that the Guard fight on a daily basis are all but immune to most weapons anyway. The ridiculous truth is that Guardsmen are at least as well-equipped as the US army today, only just about everything they fight against is so stupidly powerful that they end up as cannon fodder.
Addressing another issue on this thread: the lasgun, at least according to the canonical Ciaphas Cain novels, is quite a powerful weapon, it's just that most of the hideous daemons and undead robots and berserk orks that the Guard fight on a daily basis are all but immune to most weapons anyway. The ridiculous truth is that Guardsmen are at least as well-equipped as the US army today, only just about everything they fight against is so stupidly powerful that they end up as cannon fodder.
The chances of becomeing a Pariah are very small. Only one person on evry planet in every generation have the pariah gene, even then they are likely to die early for they generally have little to no friend and many enemies.mentor07825 said:
