In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[the-kitchen-slayer]

after a math equasion for making an Anima: Beyond Fantasy character within the limitations, and repeatedly telling the guy "an even point build for attack and dodge is 75 in each, but you need to spend 150 points in each to get that"

"So... write down 150 in each?"

Anima: Beyond Fantasy: If you want to make a good character, don't forget fifteen calculators and a DM with a passing mark of at least 90% in calculus

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

"How far apart are mile-markers?"

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

Can Candlejack kidnap you multiple times consecutively because several folk keep posting abou

 

[Carlston]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

Nooooooooo

Why did you say his name...

 

[Klumpfot]

This is not really a question, but it seems to fit the theme of the thread. My friend's girlfriend said the following (albeit in Swedish): "What's the matter? Can't you talk? Blink once for twice and yes for no!"

 

[TylerC]

My sister, who is in 7th grade, asked me these gems: "Poland is a state right?" "South America is a country, right?" "What is the Middle East?"

Her explanation is that she hasn't been taught this stuff yet. Really? You're in 7th grade.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

We were watching Schindler's List in History class a few years back and the girl behind me asked "Wait, which ones are the Jews?"

This is completely ridiculous. We're trying to have a serious thread here and all you guys are saying Candle Jack and pretending to be abduc

 

[blankedboy]

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

"Why did Onyx Oblivion make the strangest thread this side of 'Why all the Justin Bieber hate?'?"

Actually, no, that's a very good question...

"Can I ask you a question?"

 

[Baldry]

GOD DAMN IT!!! Who here would be stupid enough to say Candlejack, everyone know what hap

Oh God, not you too! Candlejack will take us a

Why what I do!? Oh God did I say Candlejack, FU

 

[IxionIndustries]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

So, in order to be safe from this Candlejack fellow, I simply have to put a "---" at the end of my sentence-

 

[Mcupobob]

The scary threads in the basement...

Also OT:
"Why can't we all live in peace?"

 

[Phantom_IEC]

I was on placement at a small school during my teacher training, the school was so small that all 60 pupils were in the student council.

We are sitting in the school hall discussing getting sponsorship for the school football team, a reception pupil puts his hand up and is called upon to give his opinion.

"I really want a dog, but my sister is scared of them..."

Not a question I know but it was so random...

Also during teacher training we were learning how there are no such thing as vegetables just fruit, roots and leaves. Upon hearing this my friend turns to me and in all seroiusness asks

"What about Strawberries?"

 

[Atmos Duality]

"Am I gorilla? Am I gorilla? Am I gorilla? Am I gorilla?"

(This has an answer)

"I'm your chimp! I'm your chimp! I'm your chimp! I'm your chimp!"

 

[Svartfalk]

"Where is the toilet?" - Said while standing in the bathroom...

Why the heck do you dissappear after saying CandleJack

 

[MadeinHell]

"Who will you vote for?"

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE! ARGH!

 

[TwitchierGuitar]

what is candlejack? and why do people keep stop typing mid sente

Candlejack is an antagonist from Freakazoid.
And they stop mid sentence because that's all the time they have to say...
BEFORE HE GETS EM'!!!

 

[theultimateend]

"Is Obama care going to pull the plug on grandma?Find out when we return"
OR
"Why doesn't he just show us his birth certificate?"

And these people can't seem to figure out why the rest of the world hates America.

I like the sign that says "Obama's Plan? White Slavery."

I actually think it is supposed to be read as a question and then a suggested plan he could go with.

"You got a plan? Hey we were thinkign about it, and white slavery sounds pretty sweet."

For me one of the dumbest questions I have heard recently was:

"If she didn't want him to bang her why did she wear that skirt?"

In fact, it was one of those questions that I had to fight the urge to respond to with violence.

Because...I mean...why would he ask that question if he didn't want me to soccer kick his taint into his mouth?

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

"Why did Onyx Oblivion make the strangest thread this side of 'Why all the Justin Bieber hate?'?"

Actually, no, that's a very good question...

"Can I ask you a question?"

I usually say either "Obviously." or "No and you should be ashamed of doing so before getting consent." This is rarely followed up with anything more that confusion and "I just asked for it."

 

[newdarkcloud]

"Is Obama care going to pull the plug on grandma?Find out when we return"
OR
"Why doesn't he just show us his birth certificate?"

And these people can't seem to figure out why the rest of the world hates America.

Hey, in America's defense, WE hate these people too. Not every american is this stupid, only most of them.

Also, why are you all afraid of Candlejack. He nothing. Candlejack, Candlejack, Cand

 

[Cameoflage]

"What's the purpose of fruit?"

I was pretty tired.

 

[Madara XIII]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

Goddamnnit you see what happens when you talk about candlejack? Your stupid ass goes and gets kidna