In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

Lay of the LSD, dude.

In case of animals still talking after laying of LSD.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...blame science. Evil science.

In case of evil science being to blame...

 

[Sassafrass]

Blame that mad cackling scientist behind you.

In case of no mad scientist behind you to blame.

 

[Ramthundar]

Blame God for letting SCIENCE happen and beat him.

In case of a sudden attack of Lightning...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...hope you're made out of rubber.

In case of sharks...

 

[Azraellod]

...stay away from the ocean.

In case of homicidal tendencies...

 

[Ramthundar]

...go to the next Twilight Convention with Vampire Fangs for Irony.
[sub]And if not for Irony, just for good ole' American fun![/sub]

If case of seizure from avatar...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...flop around on the ground going, asdlfioausdinboimzoincvboinmeaoine.

In case of rage fueled Klingons...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

... Burn all your star trek merch

In case of explosioned universe :O...

 

[Ramthundar]

...don't sneeze or fart. Then explode near a playground for funsies to cause bigger Explosion.

In case of inept drawing ability...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...claim that your stick figures represent the shallowness of modern society. The art crowd will eat it up.

In case of Dagon bursting out of your chest...

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Convert to Christianity. *chuckle*

In case of liberal, left-winged die-hard Obama supporter.....

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...present them with conservative, right-winged die-hard McCain supporter, let them duke it out.

In case of getting in a bar fight with orcs...

 

[The Rockerfly]

[HEADING=1]Fight back!!![/HEADING]

In case of being beaten up in a bar fight with Orcs

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

..Bring decoy dwarves
... Undergo 5 years of ninja training

In case of deadly neurotoxins...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hope that you are GlaDos

In case of non deadly neurotoxins?

 

[Ren3004]

... hope they give you super-powers.


In case of molten cheese raining...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...use nachos as an umbrella.

In case of being suck in a Mosh pit...

 

[Sam G]

Whip out a can of deodorant and a lighter and spin around in a circle.

In case of samurai-pirate war...