In Case Of.....

[The Rockerfly]

Bring an automatic

In case of being mowed down

 

[Jedamethis]

Take cover!

In case of Demons...

 

[Ren3004]

... start bathing with holy water.


In case of holy water shortage...

 

[Azraellod]

...hire a priest to bless some more.

In case of priest shortage...

 

[Ren3004]

...catch the demons with your bare hands.


In case of not having hands...

 

[Azraellod]

...attach hooks in their place.

In case of looking like a pirate...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...adopt a new pirate persona.

In case of people laughing at you...

 

[Azraellod]

...laugh back in a more maniacal way. It'll creep them out.

In case of a madman who keeps laughing maniacally...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...head towards emergency exits slowly and don't make eye-contact.

In case of making eye-contact...

 

[Azraellod]

...wear sunglasses. They cant tell that way.

In case of a sunglasses shortage...

 

[Sassafrass]

Get some normal glasses and paint the lens black.

In case of injury while wearing home made sunglasses.

 

[Azraellod]

...sue the production company... wait, hold on...

In case of being sued...

 

[Sassafrass]

Just claim it was self defence. And don't mention the fact you slept with the judges daughter.

In case of mentioning you slept with judges daughter to the judge.

 

[Azraellod]

...go to jail.

In case of needing sleep...
[sup]like I do...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Go to sleep in bed. Just watch out for Big Dave...

In case of Big Dave.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...punch self in face until sleep is no longer an issue.
...JESUS CHRIST IT'S BIG DAVE GET IN THE CAR!

In case of Bill Murray...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...don't shoot him with a shotgun.

In case of movie references...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...make more until people begin facepalming themselves to death.

In case of forgetting the words the old sage told you...

 

[Sassafrass]

Kindly ask him to repeat them to you.

In case Old Sage has a heart attack before this is possible.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Revive him with peptic salve and adrenaline. Live you bastard, LIVE!

In case of the bell tolling for thee.