In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... get to the toilet. You're gonna be sick.

In case of being surrounded by angry looking console fanboys...

 

[Ren3004]

... get lots of glue.

In case of being almost asleep during a class by the meanest teacher in your school...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...jump out the window. They can't kill a dead man.

In case of living in an Orwellian society...

 

[Ren3004]

... check wikipedia.

In case of wikipedia servers being down... *shudder*

 

[Ren3004]

... be a bigger jerk.


In case of realizing your hair looks ridiculous...

 

[Ren3004]

... get a flamethrower.

In case of running maniac with a flamethrower...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...call police, tell them to come pick up your grandfather.

In case of spontaneous pancake combustion...

 

[Ren3004]

...eat waffles.

In case of runaway train...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Apply Bruce Campbell to all effected areas. Two coats.

In case of AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!...

 

[badgersprite]

Bang the creaky door and slam it behind you before you crash.

In case of jumping beans...

 

[Jaywebbs]

... put you head between you knees and kiss you bum goodbye

In case Mount Rushmore is destroyed by robots from outer space...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...curl up into fetal position and cry.

In case of mistaking radio broadcast of War of the Worlds for reality...