In Case Of.....

[SimpleChimp]

. . . you garagaflahg . . . . . . . . . .


In case your wife is sleeping behind your back while you are in your self induced coma . . .

 

[The Rockerfly]

Plot how to kill her in multiple ways

In case of the axe being blunt

 

[SimpleChimp]

Laugh vehemently any way!

what happens when the laughter splits your sides?

 

[SimpleChimp]

Fill it with delicious nugget

In case of your accidental break of form in a game called in case of

 

[linchowlewy]

Brace for banhammer

In case of still using windows NT

 

[The Rockerfly]

Don't upgrade to vista, it's no better

In case of apple computers?

 

[Jedamethis]

Eat and Enjoy!

In case of misunderstanding...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Apply the same logic you did to my last incase of

In case of not reading the instruction

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...make it up as you go along.

In case of fanboys...

 

[Ren3004]

... insult their favorite game/console, it will make them kneel on the floor and cry.


In case of raining ice cream...
[sub]Yes, I had my ice cream fix today.[/sub]

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

ICE CREAM ANGELS!

In case of overdose on hat related awesomeness.

 

[Ren3004]

...switch to sunglasses.

In case of overdose on sunglasses related awesomeness...

 

[Sam G]

Poke out the lenses with a knife.

In case of knife-induced blindness from when you forgot to take the shades off first...

 

[Sassafrass]

Take the eyes of someone else and have an eye transplant.

In case of mad surgeon who does eye transplant.

 

[COR 2000]

Force a deranged criminal to watch it.

In case of other movie references...

 

[COR 2000]

No, wait! Nothing needs to be done. We can just share this room, and draw a line don the middle. This will be my half, and that can be your half.

In case of crossing the line....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...prepare for neurotoxins.

In case of interesting new way of dying...