In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... don't worry, cars will just go around you.


In case of massive car crash...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hope to God that the guy you lent that Veyron to isn't involved.

In case of that guy being involved.

 

[Ren3004]

... go on a killing spree.

In case of killing spree...

 

[Sassafrass]

Use only a wrench and an angry chimp.

In case of biggest spree known to man.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...contact Guiness Book of World Records.

In case of holding record for biggest killing spree...

 

[Sassafrass]

Celebrate by making it bigger.

In case of police.

 

[Ren3004]

...kill them too.

In case of killing everyone else on Earth...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Try and find some way to carry on the human race.

In case of finding yourself completely and utterly alone...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...make internet buddies.

In case of social handicap...

 

[Ren3004]

... get a social wheelchair.


In case of cakepie... *wink*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...devour it happily while wondering about the wink.

In case of something being wrong with the cakepie...

 

[Ren3004]

... wait for the universe to implode.
[sub]It's a personal joke between me and Vee. Check the stupid question, stupid answer thread if you want.[/sub]

In case of the universe imploding...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to complain on a forum.

In case of troll...

 

[Ren3004]

... kill it with fire.

In case of fire-immune trolls...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...kill them with bears. Radioactive bears.

In case of inside jokes that confuse the poor Chinchilla...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...see that they confuse Hell Fire as much as Chinchilla.

In case of radioactive bears escaping into the inner city...

 

[Sassafrass]

Sit in the countryside and chuckle.

In case of mwhahahahahahaha!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...try to laugh even more evilly.

In case of getting along with people...

 

[Sassafrass]

Kill them after you've gained their trust. Hey, I am evil.

In case of evil friend that wants you to die.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Give him hugs. Whilst hugging him, stab him in the back.

In case of Falcon Punch..