In Case Of.....

[Cargando]

Become a Ghostbuster.

In case of teacups exploding...

 

[Ren3004]

... start drinking coffee.


In case of poisoned coffee...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...switch to Mountain Dew.

In case of harboring a burning hatred for Mountain Dew...

 

[Ren3004]

... drink coke.


In case of coke being out of stock...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...try and live a life free of caffeine.

In case trying to live a life free of caffeine sounds like a really stupid idea...

 

[Cargando]

[s/]Start doing marijuana, that's a [i/]real[/i] drug.[/s]
Rip out your brain, you won't think it's a stupid idea then. Or any other idea...

In case of walking death-ray lampposts...

 

[Ren3004]

... learn to dodge.


In case of being hit by a death-ray...

 

[Cargando]

Laugh maniacally. It won't help, but your death will look awesome.

In case of emergency!

 

[Ren3004]

... call 911.

In case of prank call...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...call 911.

In case of calling 911...

 

[Ren3004]

.. please hold.


In case of having to hold forever...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...find your DS to entertain yourself with.

In case of your DS spontaneously exploding...

 

[Ren3004]

... mention the fact that you now have no hands to the 911 operator.


In case of the doctors not being able to reattach your hands...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Kill the next person who makes a joke about 'jazz hands'

In case of poster above you making no sense

 

[Ren3004]

... post random stuff.

In case of losing your keys...

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Carry a rock and a ladder.

In case of solder melting onto your finger....

 

[Ren3004]

... cut it off.

In case of needing that finger...

 

[Azraellod]

...glue it back on.

In case of unhelpful solutions...

 

[Ren3004]

... go to WikiHow.

In case of WikiHow also being useless...

 

[Azraellod]

...try using an encyclopaedia.

In case of an encyclopaedia shortage...