In Case Of.....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use a lantern.

In case of not owning a lantern...

 

[SteakHeart]

Use body heat.

In case of THE WRATH OF KRATOS...

 

[Lambi]

...buy one.

In case of not having money...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use rocks.

In case of not having rocks...

 

[Lambi]

...use glasses.

In case of not being a glasses-user...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...sigh and give up.

In case of Ninja girlfriend...

 

[Lambi]

...be an awesome Ninja boyfriend.

In case of not being a ninja...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...be afraid.

In case of angering ninja girlfriend...

 

[SteakHeart]

Learn to run.

In case of giant shurikens...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...duck.

In case of not being fast enough...

 

[Ren3004]

... fight back.


In case of losing...

 

[Lambi]

...beg for mercy.

In case begging isn't enough...

 

[SteakHeart]

Know. BECAUSE KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

In case of not knowing...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...learn.

In case of not wanting to learn...

 

[Lambi]

...get a minimum wage job.

In case of jobs not being available...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...become a professional hobo.

In case of not getting any money...

 

[Ren3004]

... steal.


In case of being caught...

 

[Lambi]

...lie.

In case of lie not working...

 

[Ren3004]

... escape.


In case of apocalypse...

 

[Lambi]

...find a safe place.

In case of being surrounded by ghouls, zombies and mutants...