In My Defense...

[LilGherkin]

In my defense was going to make it a communist country.

You killed the Electric Car!

 

[terribleyetfun]

In my defense it was`nt doing too well as is.

you destroyed my family.

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, the economy destroyed your family.

You don't know what it's like!

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense I watched the movie It, so I'm pretty sure I know.

You made a country song!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defense, it sold better than your album 'Music For Porno Enthusiasts: Jerking Strings'.

You stole my line!

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense we were both competing on "Who's Line Is It Anyways?" (I'm only taking a guess as to how that show works.)

You blew up a car!

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, it was being very insulting

You stole my cure for Alzheimers!

 

[DeadHex]

In my defense, you probably forgot anyway.

You pooped in my cereal.

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense you didn't notice it until the after taste set in.

You destroyed every Television set.

 

[Arni]

In my defense I intended to rise the importance of internettelevision

You put several kittens in the meatgrinder

 

[jaeger138]

In my defence, the label said 'Kitty Fun Land'.

You're in my base, killing my d00dz!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you spoke so horribly, I just had to out of regard for my moral code.

You put blades on the side of your car and drove through a crowded mall!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense, I wanted to get rid of those damn chavs.

You trashed my house!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In my defense, you threw a party and wouldn't let me say no to another shot of Tequila.

You summoned a demon!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense you summoned one to..

You killed my dog

 

[terribleyetfun]

in my defense it got in front of my car and my brakes were cut.

you talk too much.

 

[Sigel]

in my defense it got in front of my car and my brakes were cut.

you talk too much.

In my defense, I didn't know you just wanted to cuddle.
You want to be a penguin.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense penguins look cool

you want to be a speck of dust on the highway of live

 

[MasterSqueak]

In my defense, the big tanker trucks get exploded in firefights.

You worship the search bar.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i'd rather not have people constantly posting use the search bar

You want to congratulate me on my 1k post