In Soviet Russia

[COR 2000]

Fear not, comrade, for in Soviet Russia, you do not get backstabbed, but the Back-stab gets YOU!

Actually, I think it should be like this:

Не бойся, товарищ, в Советской России, вы не получите обратно-ножом, а бэк-ножом получает вы!

 

[Anarchemitis]

In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!!
(That is the origin of this meme)

 

[Haliwali]

In Soviet Russia, you do not get herpes. Herpes gets YOU!
In Soviet Russia, you do not vote for change. Change votes for YOU!

 

[LewsTherin]

In Soviet Russia, you are belonging to base!

In Soviet Russia, flag hangs YOU.

In Soviet Russia, You don't find KGB-*Crash*[subscript]I didn't mean it! I didn't-*WHACK* *scrape*[/subscript]

This Transmission is now closed.

 

[linchowlewy]

In soviet russia, you die for jesus sin

in soviet russia he in your base killing your doods

In Soviet Russia Chicken eat you!

 

[DoW Lowen]

In Soviet Russia, dog walks you.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In Soviet Russia, bubble gum kicks ass and chews you.

In Soviet Russia, the only company tears need is Voltaire!

In Soviet Russia, you damn god!

 

[SnowCold]

In Soviet Russia, Jew oppress YOU!!

I think I should move there...
In soviet Russia, lame joke threads make YOU!
In soviet Russia, Mario does the YOU!, and your MOM!
In soviet Russia, the lie is a cake... YOU!

 

[ElephantGuts]

Didn't we already have this thread not too long ago?

Well, anyway, in that thread I added this one of mine: In Soviet Russia, Jews massacre you!

And I see that someone else has thought along the same lines as me.

In Soviet Russia, Jew oppress YOU!!

Touche. But I thought of it first.

 

[Haliwali]

Didn't we already have this thread not too long ago?

Well, anyway, in that thread I added this one of mine: In Soviet Russia, Jews massacre you!

And I see that someone else has thought along the same lines as me.

I ran a search, all that came was where people had just thrown the joke in.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

In Soviet Russia, you do not post on The Escapist, The Escapist posts on you!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In Soviet Russia, devices use a plot!

 

[Berethond]

In Soviet Russia, you are not from Russia with love, Russia is from you!

 

[ElephantGuts]

Didn't we already have this thread not too long ago?

Well, anyway, in that thread I added this one of mine: In Soviet Russia, Jews massacre you!

And I see that someone else has thought along the same lines as me.

I ran a search, all that came was where people had just thrown the joke in.

Well I didn't mean to sound like I'm accusing or blaming you or anything, I was just saying. And if I remember correctly the thread had a wierd title that you wouldn't expect for the topic. Or maybe I'm just making things up. Doesn't matter.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

In Soviet Russia. You don't make the rules, rules make you!

 

[Grab-bag]

In soviet Russia, laughter is forbidden!

In soviet Russia, we shoot dog for fun

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In soviet Russia, laughter is forbidden!

In soviet Russia, we shoot dog for fun

Um..............
That's actually not the point of the thread. It's to take something and reverse it.

It doesn't matter that they might actually shoot a dog for fun, but you would type "In soviet Russia, animals hunt YOU!"
You're making it backwards, if you catch my drift.

In Soviet Russia, cat have YOU neutered.

 

[COR 2000]

In Soviet Russia, you do not bump thread, but the thread bumps YOU!
В Советской России, то вам не Bump нить, но нить шишки вас!

 

[ElephantGuts]

In Soviet Russia, people desperately try to tell YOU how amazing Battlestations: Pacific is going to be when it comes out but no one listens...

 

[samsprinkle]

I soviet Russia you don't have sex, sex has you...

IDK...I was told to come to an RP thread and this one is a little wierd...