Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your pits stink so bad you made right guard turn left.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're the reason stupidity is contagious

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your mother's ass is so big when she sits down she gets taller!

 

[UltraDeth]

They should've quarantined you at birth. It would be a mercy, even on you.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so ugly, when you were born the doctor put you in an incubator with tinted windows.

 

[UltraDeth]

You make stupidity look bad

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Yo momma is so fat she was sucked into a black hole and plugged it.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dying on a cross is a mercy compared to spending a second with you

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Even Ghandi would want to punch your face in!

 

[UltraDeth]

You'd wreck yourself in an empty map.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so clumsy you hurt yourself sleeping.

 

[UltraDeth]

Waste of good oxygen

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You're so dumb you tried to wake a sleeping bag.

 

[Fijiman]

You make rotten eggs smell good.

 

[UltraDeth]

You'd get lost in your own clothes.

 

[RedRockRun]

You are a cankerous sore on the already malignant tumor growing off the diseased underbelly of humanity.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're face is the most shootable thing since a bullseye.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so ugly you make onions cry.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can't spell I.Q.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I tried to measure your I.Q. numbers don't go that low!