International view of the English?

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nick n stuff

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i don't have a top/bowler hat, monocle or moustache...wish i did though. stereotypes are always the first thing your mind is drawn to whether you like it or not and these views will always stand true...just takes a real person to realise that you can't pin down a whole nation by the individual.
 

MisterShine

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As an American, I'd say there's two main views of the English. The first is a private joke we all giggle at amongst ourselves that we defeated the mighty English empire with pitchforks and a couple french guys, and founded one of the greatest nations (shutupweare), and those tea-drinking, not laugh-out-loud funny, throw in bunches of extra U's in words that don't need it, refuse to brush their teeth wankers better not forget it.

The other other is the view of England today, that they're our fire-forged friends from the World Wars (though we totally saved your asses, but there's always next time to pay us back), and through the cold war and against communism we've only gotten closer. Sort of like an estranged parent that we stormed out of the house on when we were 17 because we knew what was best for us dammit, but now that we're older we've come back to realize we're still family and love each other, even if you talk kind of funny.

This metaphor extends to Canadians as well, they're our gawky little brother we don't quite understand but love them anyway.

Also you guys are responsible for Australians, so how bad can you be really?
 

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Holy_Handgrenade said:
I'm english so I think were great but I was actualy wondering if only people from england can tell the different accents?
I can tell the difference, especially if there's a group of mixed accents. I can't always say exactly where the accent is from though, Leeds and Cockney are both pretty distinct though.
 

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*hurriedly conceals crumpets & tea with a large handkerchief*

Well I for one don't agree with the posh gits stereotype, but the football hooligan one is becoming more and more prevalent where I go to school (thank goodness I don't actually live there though). But as far as national stereotypes go, America does get the hardest rap.
 

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NeedAUserName said:
GrinningManiac said:
Ask 'em what's a Scot, they'll tell you it's a drunken mess of a murderer
When did we become murderers?!
Since Glasgow popped up.

OT: As a non-international person, I'd have to say we're the best people ever.
To put aside as much bias as I can, I'd say we're rather underappreciated and actually pretty damn cool, though other countries think that about themselves too.
 

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SirBryghtside said:
I'm British. This is what we really look like:



Well, one of us anyway.
Hey it's Justin Beiber! :D



tricky_tree said:
Most people from the Western world (Including Oz and NZ) seem to be very alike. There are stereotypes and minorities that bring a people's reputation down, but overall...
The major difference between us all is that we just haven't quite figured out how to mix beer and football.
Yet another way Australia has proven it's superiority over the motherland. Another example is Cricket.



Trebort said:
Did you get a pineapple caught in your vagina? You seem really miserable.
lol! That's the best quote i've ever seen!


As for what I think about the Poms? I think they're a hard bunch. You'd have to be to live in the most miserable country in the world. Seriously, do you guys even know that there's a blue sky above all those clouds? The English have never been a physically superior race, yet they pretty much ruled the world. I think it's because they're a hard bunch of people who are unwilling to compromise on their position of power. They dont take shit and they get what they want. ie: China, India, Australia, America.
Through the British Empire, western civilisation has remained supreme. It's easy for a country to go off on it's own and say "look at how great we are!" But if you forget where you came from, you're just a belligerent bully trying to show how tough you are whilst everyone who's watching you is thinking "what a tool."
England has been there and done that, and they've learnt their lessons. They've earned the right to be arrogant.
 

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JanatUrlich said:
Trebort said:
I'm no fan of the EU though. I don't like the fact that I'd have to obey laws that were passed in Brussels.
But we get so much from the EU! So much money, so much power, so much culturally. I just can't understand why everyone hates it so much. But maybe that's also because I'm an English person who hates England and our shitty culture haha

Fuck I wanna live anywhere but here!
You are aware that we get all that from the Commonwealth. People that I know have run the numbers and even they're most conservative estimates predict a £6bn per anum saving if we were to leave the EU.

This is how we once were.

And for anyone who says that dispite our apparent power during world war two we couldn't hold back the armies of the thrid reich I have a short list.
Africa, India, Burma. These are some the places that we held for the years it took the US Goverment to admit that Hitler's Germany was a threat. My uncle Joe was in Burma for the retreat and the advance.
 

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NeedAUserName said:
GrinningManiac said:
Ask 'em what's a Scot, they'll tell you it's a drunken mess of a murderer
When did we become murderers?!
I dunno myself... Take that murder crap out, keep drunk, and add "insane" and "kilt clad." The bagpipes my be dreadful to listen to, but I don't think they've actually killed anyone... yet anyway.
 

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I have no problem with the English. They have good comedy, they have badass accents, and they are generally decent people. From what I've experienced anyways.

My country (the U.S.) as a whole? Well, I'm not even sure that we, the general population, care, to be honest.
 

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Quaxar said:
I love most of the English accents. Plus you guys have an amazing countryside, really, really amazing.


Now you see why I though Oblivion was the most boring game world ever.

The Austin said:
No, no, no!
Only the SOUTH are the dolts, except for Florida, which are nothing but old people.


OT: Anyway, I kinda see the English as just normal People, but with accents and a love for fish and chips.
Hey, that applies in England, too. Yorkshire is in the north of course.
The South is shit.

But the North is grim. And as long as everyone believes that, everything will be fine.
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

It's a case of "the Scots hate the English, the Irish hate the English, and the English hate the English most of all."

The Austin said:
OT: Anyway, I kinda see the English as just normal People, but with accents and a love for fish and chips.
And tea. holy shit, tea is fantastic. Three buckets a day, at least.
 

Nbasa Whiteye

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well in my town there is this festival called Exit and it's heavily visited by the English and this is pretty much what they look like :)

However I think that is just the product of having a great time so I'm guessing they are just people like anyone else. They seem really friendly and always ready to have fun though.
also this:

and this (last one I swear hehe):
 

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NeedAUserName said:
GrinningManiac said:
Ask 'em what's a Scot, they'll tell you it's a drunken mess of a murderer
When did we become murderers?!
Tsk, typical - so drunk they can't even remember doing it!

[small]Joooooooke.[/small]

OT: I'm English, but I have noticed a worrying trend of anti-immigration, racism and especially anti-Islam stuff lately; which, rightly or wrongly, I more typically associate with Americans.
 

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Woodsey said:
OT: I'm English, but I have noticed a worrying trend of anti-immigration, racism and especially anti-Islam stuff lately; which, rightly or wrongly, I more typically associate with Americans.
Thats just the Daily Mail.


OT: I guess I have the striotypical accent of a English person (posh as hell) which is odd seeing as half my family is from Yorkshire and the other from Hungary.
 

Woodsey

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
JanatUrlich said:
I'm English and I hate the fact that a ridiculous amount of us seem to believe that we're still the leaders of a big fuck off Empire. What the fuck?? We're a small, pretty insignificant island! We have nowhere near that amount of power anymore and we need to come to terms with that fact, pronto. I'm sick of being America's lapdog and thinking we're cool because of it.

I hate that people think we're too good for the EU too. Like we wouldn't immediately go into collapse if we left it. Fucking morons.
the sun hasn't set on the empire yet it's just gone behind a cloud or somthing ...
I take it you're joking?

Gabanuka said:
Woodsey said:
OT: I'm English, but I have noticed a worrying trend of anti-immigration, racism and especially anti-Islam stuff lately; which, rightly or wrongly, I more typically associate with Americans.
Thats just the Daily Mail.
Worryingly not all of it seems to be any more.

I must admit that the BNP did dreadfully (in spite of being a minor party) in the GE though, which is good to see.

Dyme said:
I'd say, wicked sense of fashion and bad teeth.
I'll happily agree to the first, I've never understood the bad teeth thing though. I once saw an American on CNN or something say to a reporter - regarding Obama's healthcare bill - that they should look at English people's teeth to see why the reform was a bad idea xD
 
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Woodsey said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
the sun hasn't set on the empire yet it's just gone behind a cloud or somthing ...
I take it you're joking?
Nope...
I WANT MY EMPIRE BACK DAMMIT!
I've been practicing my sith powers an' all
with help fom this guy
he's been a real help
Now back to sceaming...
 

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tricky_tree said:
You seem to be basing your view on a political alliance (us and America) on a few idiot's youtube comments. The US isn't in the habit of airing it's discussions with us and nor is David Cameron so unless you're part of either government, you don't know how it's working.
Almost nobody likes the EU, I know French, Germans, Spanish, Italians, and Austrians, all of them hate it. Lets not forget that Ireland voted against it, as would we if we were given the choice.
And our say in it is minimal. An example, recently they passed a law saying member countries could not ban the burkha. Whatever your feelings on the matter this is wrong. Everyone knows France are discussing it, the Swiss like the idea, the Belgians have (I think) and in Italy a woman was fined for wearing one in a public place. So despite 2 of the most powerful countries in the EU supporting a ban, they have decided to ignore their views completely, with no debate, no 'well if we look it at from their point of view...' don't tell me this is anything other than a failed attempt at uniting a continent that has been at war with each other since recorded history.
We have about as much power in the EU as any major European country does, possibly more considering our political ties to America and our military power. Like any European nation, we have one representive on the 27 member EU commission, which acts as the executive branch of the EU and proposes leglistation. This leglistation is ratified by the EU parliment, it's MEP's voted for by us and other Europeans. Further more there is the EU council, which is again another leglsative body with one representive per country, in order for anything to become law that the commison proposes, it must pass the elected EU parliment and the council.

This myth that the EU is a "foregin" organisation which sets laws for us to obey without our consent is just plain false, peddled by the Daily Mail and readily lapped up by the worringly gullible people whom are too lazy to read up on politics themselves and look beyond what they are fed by the papers. We are, along with other European's, making these laws which we all agree to follow. If you don't like these laws, then write your own MEP.

I think one the main problems with the EU is it's lack of popular support from the ground. It's a governmental organisation without the cultural ties which legitmises it making laws for the people to follow. The European nations on the other hand, have a culture and a language of their own of which is tied to the government of those countries. No common shared European culture has emerged which would legitmise the EU to the people, because "European" culture is virtually synomous with Western Culture, and shared with America and the Commonwealth, and so what makes European culture "exclusive" is drowned out by the greater cultural power of the Western Civilisation. Furthermore, there is no common European language, which would greatly aid the emergence of a common European culture, however the problems of having one European language are obvious. But, due to the lack of a European culture of which people from Scandinavia to Iberia can relate to, the EU rests on dodgy foundations, and this feeds on its unpopularity.



yoyo13rom said:
I think you;re being too modest.
If you guys haven't jump started the evolution of industry back in 18something-something, I doubt we'd have all these marvellous technology today.
Oh, and you say that you're just a small island that doesn't rule, or have power over anything.
Well you guys kinda rule the world, culturally speaking.
I mean English is one of the most spoken languages in the world if not the most spoken(I'm not 100% sure here), and many, many countries try to aspire to English standards(those how go for the US standards, just think that your;s are harder to get to).
Every kid out there wants to learn English(and then maybe an other language)
Heck, the internet's main language is English.
You've "concurred" the world culturally to say the least.
I think few of us would disagree that our historical impact on the world has been tremendous, the problem that has faced us English since the collapse of the Empire is where we do we stand now? What kind of country are we? Nearly everyone agrees that the Commonwealth has no real power and is really just a symbolic relic of the Empire, and the debate drifts between concerns about us being "America's lapdog" or under the supposed thumb of the EU. Our identity in the EU is confused because of our cultural ties to America and the Commmonwealth, i've even heard one or two Brit's on this forum deny the fact we are Europeans.

Personally, my opinion is that England, or Britain, is one of the three major European powers, sitting alongside France and Germany and we should consider them our equals. However, Britain has an interesting perk, we did the most to spread European culture around the world, making European culture global, and now generally known as "Western Culture". This act of making European culture a global culture will have historical significance which will echo through the millena ahead, and it means that Britain is what "ties" Europe to America and the rest of the Western world.

So, Britain is one of the three major European powers, and our unique perk is that we are what ties Europe to the rest of the Western world. I think that that should be Britains role in the 21st century, a European nation which connects Europe to the rest of Western Civilisation.

On topic: Speaking as an Englishman about the English, i think that when King Vortigern of the Romano-Britons invited Anglo-Saxons mercaneries to fight the Celts, i don't think he quite realised what he was letting himself, and the rest of the world in for, when he decided not to pay them. After all, whom would have thought that these barbarian mercaneries from Germany, Danemark and the Netherlands would have responded by taking over the entire country, subjugate the British Isles and then form the worlds largest Empire?

The moral of the story is never forget to pay your mercaneries, otherwise some unforseen consiquences may occur, which will be a good deal worse than what happens in Mercaneries 2.

 

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vivadelkitty said:
I actually quite like the English...[sup]Is that really how the rest of the world sees America? Damn, I hope not.[/sup]
I don't think that's the way the whole world sees the US of A, it's just the stereotype.

Thus,I will now proceed to stereotype the English: tea-drinking atheists with an imperial mindset left over from their days of power; they have bad teeth, and are nearly as fat as us Americans because the only thing they like to drink as much as tea is "a pint of stout".

There. I'm done.