International view of the English?

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Woodsey

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Da snakeman said:
vivadelkitty said:
I actually quite like the English...[sup]Is that really how the rest of the world sees America? Damn, I hope not.[/sup]
I don't think that's the way the whole world sees the US of A, it's just the stereotype.

Thus,I will now proceed to stereotype the English: tea-drinking atheists with an imperial mindset left over from their days of power; they have bad teeth, and are nearly as fat as us Americans because the only thing they like to drink as much as tea is "a pint of stout".

There. I'm done.
Atheists is a rather odd stereotype to throw in xD
 

DazBurger

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I like the "brits"... Most of em anyways.

I find their food boring and their women slightly more than their food.
(Not trying to be offensive, its just an observation.)
 

Dags90

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Woodsey said:
Da snakeman said:
Atheists is a rather odd stereotype to throw in xD
Brits are worse than atheists, they're Protestant. Also, English people are dreadfully pale from all that overcast. It's always painful for me to see English people on holiday in a place with sunlight.
 

SturmDolch

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I think of them as the characters from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. Like, even the supporting characters. I always viewed all the characters as sort of stereotypes of English folk.
 

Sun Flash

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As a scottish person my default response is "Inglish Baastaaaart!"

However, On the whole I like the english people I have met and as a whole, I presume most of England to be like Scotland but with different accents and slightly less liver damage.

Although I will say I hate the English media. Especially at World Cup time, I've had it with all the pundits and commentators mentioning 1966. It was over 40 years ago. England is an above average football team but they are not descended from heaven as some would believe.

On a related note, I'd like to point out The Sun's front page yesterday, which read England, Algeria, Slovenia, Yanks, spelling out "easy" vertically, implying that the USA was made of fail. Then the USA come top of the group.


But yeah, on the whole, I like England.
 

poet_lawreate

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DazBurger said:
I like the "brits"... Most of em anyways.

I find their food boring and their women slightly more than their food.
(Not trying to be offensive, its just an observation.)
Way to lump us all in there bubba! My pasties are more interesting than me, I always knew it.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Quaxar said:
Plus you guys have an amazing countryside, really, really amazing.
It's this thing we have called rain. We must send you some, sometime. ;)
Funny thing, I've been to the UK a couple of times now, mostly for a week or so, and I've experienced only one English brash. So bring it on!
 

Enigmers

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I'm a Canadian. I like to think of the British as they were in the Victorian era - that is, with long, well-groomed mustaches, monocles, and fancy hats, smoking pipes and reading the newspaper in front of an old-fashioned fireplace in a study somewhere. (by "study" I mean the sort of room you might find in a house that's full of books and used for, well, studying things.)
 

theriddlen

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In England:
-Food sucks
-Cars drive on wrong side of the road
-There is rain
-There is fog
-Inches, foots, miles and other weird metric units.
 
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Danzaivar said:
Glademaster said:
Army Generals or whoever plans where to invade...
That would probably be the White House these days... 8)
Ok well then I hate them currently basterds invading places that don't need invaded. Especially when you supply the weapons to the place.
 

Continuity

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It seems there are a lot of out of date stereotypes about the English/British:

1) London Fog - not since the clean air acts of 56 and 68
2) Bad teeth - not any more, dentistry is on par with other western nations
3) Monocles, handle bar moustaches, pink gin, bowler hats etc... wrong century. (although I am partial to a pink gin in the summer)
4) Imperialist - The majority of brits don't even think of themselves as british anymore, its either English, Welsh, Scottish or Northern Irish.

However, I may drink copious amounts of earl grey... And I may at times have a slightly supercilious and sardonic sense of humour.

Nickolai77 said:
So, Britain is one of the three major European powers, and our unique perk is that we are what ties Europe to the rest of the Western world. I think that that should be Britains role in the 21st century, a European nation which connects Europe to the rest of Western Civilisation.
By the rest of the Western world I guess you mean America? you do realise Obama hates us right?
 

EightGaugeHippo

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If people think we are posh gits:
Step 1
Spend 2 minutes with any chav.

Step 2
Times that by about 50,000,000.

step 3
Think again.
 

GrinningManiac

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Trebort said:
GrinningManiac said:
Trebort said:
It's good to see some patriotism, but I have to interject and say that the Queen has literally NO POWER

She has less rights than the average person in Britain as well, as she can't vote.

Every decision 'she' makes is made by her parliament and ministers, and she simply 'symbolically' announces things and signs laws

If she refused to sign a law, she'd face massive opposition and anti-monarchist feeling. Plus, the law would pass anyway, as she literally means nothing on an administrative level
That's just silly. Why the hell would she vote for her own Government? Capitalising thing does not make them true you know. She has Royal Prerogative and Reserve Powers, the fact that she has not used them yet is moot, they are still available to her. To say she has no power is just dumb.

Please bear in mind we don't have a constitution. The Crown is the ultimate authority over everything and Law is infact as worthless as the paper it's written on until it's granted Royal Accent by the Monarch, the fact she has not put down a Law yet, is of no consequence.

We live in a Constitutional Monarchy. She does not rule directly and stays out of government business. It's not quite a republic, but better, much cooler, and foreigners love her. It's win win.

The Queen also happens to be one of the hardest working people in the country. If I happened to be Monarch, I'd not do the disgusting amount of public engagements. To top that off, the poor old dear is patron of over 600 charaties....

Just a couple of quotes I love...

Anyone who imagines that they [weekly meetings between the Queen and the PM] are a mere formality or confined to social niceties is quite wrong; they are quietly businesslike and Her Majesty brings to bear a formidable grasp of current issues and breadth of experience.
- Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher

The Queen is the most powerful woman in the world. If she were to say something was not being done when it should have been...the world would sit up and listen.
- BBC News contributor James O'Shea, New Ross, Ireland

P.S

Apart from the common sense of her not voting for her own government, she can in fact vote for the EU Parliament, and even run for office in that Parliament, but on the advice of her Government, she stays on her high horse of political nautrality by not voting, or running.
Please bear in mind we don't have a constitution
We live in a Constitutional Monarchy
Whilst I (and almost certainly you) hate it when people throw around their credentials on the internet to act as a base for their arguments, I'm gonna come out and say this: I just spent the whole of last year studying the British political system, especially the Constituion of the United Kingdom

We DO have a constitution, but it is:

1. Uncodified - "not written down (on one document)"
2. Flexible - "bits can be changed to fit the times (unlike the American Con., which stuggles with an 18th-Century ruling on the possession of firearms in a modern society with modern weaponry)
3. Unitary - "the three 'parts' of government (Judiciary, Legislature, Executive) are interlinked" (i.e. the Ministers (Executive) are members of the Commons (Legislature)


Now, onto the main point of the argument: the Powers and Perogatives of the Queen

The Queen 'has' powers, but the government is also apparantly 'hers'. The government was, in the old days, originally an advisory body to the Crown, but later became its equal, and then its superior in terms of power over the governing of the country. The government uses the Queen as a figurehead to symbolise the political system. Any powers that 'belong to the Queen' are therefore used by the Government.

The Crown has no power. It had lost a lot after the Magna Carta in 1215, and lost even more after the English Civil War (and the temporary Republic (or 'Commonwealth') that existed between the Execution of Charles and the Restoration and Glorious Revolution). Afterwards, successive parliaments removed the powers of the crown. Queen Victoria was the last monarch who actually had any influence over policy.

An interesting point: Whilst the President of the USA is a more powerful figure, the Prime Minister, in terms of his personal powers and his ability to run the country, has more power. The Prime Minister, when his party wins a landslide like Blair in '97, is actually a form of Electoral Dictatorship, wherein, should he want to, Labour could have passed ludicrous laws such as "All Liverpudlians must wear a sausage on their head on Wensdays", simply because there was noone strong enough (politically) to oppose them when it came to votes.

Think of the "Queen's Speech". It is written by the PM to announce the goals and objectives of that year's parliament. The fact that it is read by the Queen and called the Queen's Speech is immaterial, as the PM and the Cabinet have ultimate and total control.

Just like the Queen's Speech, all the other "Crown Perogatives" are actually in the hand of Parliament, and these powers are used symbolically 'through' the Queen.

I challange you to place before me a single piece of evidence that actually gives weight to the notion that the Queen has any real power in Britain today.

P.S.

Saying 'She's the Commander of the Forces' is not evidence, as it is quite clear that she is used symbolically (Also, the Army is not actually under the control of the Queen at all, even symbolically, as the British Army is the ancestor of the New Model Army which fought against the Crown in the Civil War
 

Orwellian37

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I believe the English are nice people who enjoy a cup of tea and think of Americans as dumb, fat, obnoxious bible-bashers with guns and a hatred for blacks.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I forgot one thing about the English: English girls find the southern Irish accent sexy. As a guy from Cork living in England, I try (and fail) to take full advantage of this.

God bless England.
 

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The Red Spy said:
GrinningManiac said:
Ask a guy "what's an American"? and he'll tell you it's a 'dumb, fat, obnoxious bible-basher with a gun and a hatred for black folk' or something less extreme but on the same wavelength
I don't think I've ever thought about Americans under a single banner, with 50 states & such a large population of immigrants from different countries, it's pointless to do so. I just found people who were nice or people who had a screw or two loose, never anyone I'd say I'd hate.
Yeah, we're pretty damn varied.

OT: I view English people as basically like everyone else, but with a really cool accent.

I.E.: Everyone Else - Like Americans, they're pretty damn varied.