Sorry, what? I was playing Resistance 2.
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I honestly don't care about this game one way or another. It still looks like a Call of Duty clone that continues to be iffy about what it wants to be good at (shoot the water cooler bottle and it does the most realistic water cooler bottle being shot effect ever, but the voicework just sounds terrible), forgot what color is, and OMFG COVER SYSTEM YAAAAY. That may be because I still prefer the games where "cover" means "enemy cannot shoot through walls."
Maybe a demo would change my mind about it, but it seems I need to either be British or already going OMFG COVER SYSTEM YAAAAY I'LL TAKE 20 IN ADVANCE to even do that. Which naturally comes off as overly pretentious.
Edit: Oh, and X-Play is probably the only review thing where I pay attention to the numbers, because they actually do something similar to the 'movie star' thing, where three still means 'If you like that kind of game, check it out.' No point padding. (Unless of course someone other than Adam or Morgan is reviewing it, like that one guy squeezing fanboy juice all over the Fable 2 review without actually making valid points, etc. etc.)
I find additional merit because the score shows up at the END of the review rather than before it, which inclines the viewer to actually watch the damn thing and see what points they make as opposed to GI's method of "This game is 9 out of 10! Ignore the rest of the review and buy the game from GameStop used so we get money!"
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I honestly don't care about this game one way or another. It still looks like a Call of Duty clone that continues to be iffy about what it wants to be good at (shoot the water cooler bottle and it does the most realistic water cooler bottle being shot effect ever, but the voicework just sounds terrible), forgot what color is, and OMFG COVER SYSTEM YAAAAY. That may be because I still prefer the games where "cover" means "enemy cannot shoot through walls."
Maybe a demo would change my mind about it, but it seems I need to either be British or already going OMFG COVER SYSTEM YAAAAY I'LL TAKE 20 IN ADVANCE to even do that. Which naturally comes off as overly pretentious.
Edit: Oh, and X-Play is probably the only review thing where I pay attention to the numbers, because they actually do something similar to the 'movie star' thing, where three still means 'If you like that kind of game, check it out.' No point padding. (Unless of course someone other than Adam or Morgan is reviewing it, like that one guy squeezing fanboy juice all over the Fable 2 review without actually making valid points, etc. etc.)
I find additional merit because the score shows up at the END of the review rather than before it, which inclines the viewer to actually watch the damn thing and see what points they make as opposed to GI's method of "This game is 9 out of 10! Ignore the rest of the review and buy the game from GameStop used so we get money!"