Actually it's simple. Wii - it's a Gamecube with motion-sensitive controllers. Last-gen, thats it.
that's quite accurate actuallyyourbeliefs said:The Wii isn't BAD, but it's better served as an "accessory" system. Anyone who is really into console gaming would be ill served to just get a Wii. A Wii with a PS3 or 360 is a GREAT combination, because you still have the power console to appeal to your hardcore tastes, while the Wii can appeal to the casual gamers as well as it's select few but insanely fun exclusives. Also, the Gamecube BC is a nice feature since it seems to do the last-gen emulation better than the 360 and PS3, so you also have a nice selection of cheap, used games you can pick up at a local GameStop.
Pretty much nailed it there. It's a silly game because it's meant to be. Alright, I've never beaten a free fight mission and I'm still only ranked 7th so far because I've been way too sandbox-happy (also, I got it less than a week ago) but the mini-games are entertaining, the cutscenes are amusing and there's just so many little things that made me openly say "what the fuck?!" to the screen... it's the most fun I've had with a game in a long time.hagaya said:Because the game is ridiculous. You are the 11th ranked assassin in the world, and you earn money from mowing somebody's lawn? The game is supposed to be seriously messed up. Also, where did the "fanservice whenever a female character appears" come from? This is a new IP, and I'm pretty sure that a completely unrelated character to anything but the game itself is in no way "fanservice." You can certainly call the assassination missions boring, I'll stick with knocking coconuts down and playing with my cat.Meshugganah said:Excuse me, but I played No More Heroes and I thought it was rubbish. Those assassin missions were terrible and repetitive, while the jobs were probably better than your average Mario Party minigame they were still pretty boring, and the boss fights were the only thing that pulled me through the first half of the game.
And then came that tunnel level.
You run down a tunnel, killing boring enemies who die slowly, and then you miss out on the only good part of the game. What the hell were the developers thinking? That the combat against average enemies was good enough? Sorry, it wasn't. I put the game down at that point and returned it to the library.
And the dialogue is so ridiculously juvenile it is beyond belief. The fanservice whenever a female character appears is pathetic.
I'd be interested in other people's opinions on why it was good, but personally, if they make a sequel it would be better following Madworld's lead rather than the original game's.
But the thing that I love it for is it's ridiculous attention to detail in the wrong places. While you may not think so, the game is funny as hell. The characters are so balls-to-the-walls that I really don't want to push any sort of a skip cutscene button. Yes, the tunnel level was the biggest piece of crap in the game, but thats a minute detail for me. I love it, you don't simple as that. Also, the game was released for the wii, have you not noticed the lack of Jack Thompsoning going on?
Uh... they have announced a Wii Zelda game. Don't you remember?phar said:I used to be the biggest Nintendo fanboy around because they used to have so many quality games and never had all these crappy games ported to their system. Now with the Wii there is just so many terrible games. Considering its the most popular console of this generation they developers should be spending time with their ports. What also soured me from the console was the lack of upcoming Nintendo brand games. They released Mario, Zelda and Metroid and I certainly got the use out of my machine from those 3 titles.. but theres absolutely nothing on the Horizon thats remotely appealing to a hardcore Nintendo fanboy.
tldr : too many crap games and too many Nintendo party games for the Nintendo fanboys.
Id love Nintendo again if they announced another Zelda or Mario... until that time it will collect dust
Oh bravo. Great analogy, champ.DM. said:The Wii is like swimming in a pool for of shit, With the odd diamond in it. If you know where the diamonds are then its great.
I do wish they made the graphics better through.
wow, you dont do much else besides play videogames do you?Kwil said:The Wii is fun.
The Wii is not absorbing.
If you're looking for your game console to fill the gaping void that is your life, for the completion of a level to provide you with some sort of sense of accomplishment or boost to your ego that is otherwise lacking, you will need to look beyond the Wii.
If, on the other hand, you're looking for your game console to supplement an already full life, to provide you with some amusement -- especially with your friends -- for those occasional periods when you've got some leisure time, or are looking for gaming that isn't the same-old same-old, (or you're just a smug git like me) then you'll probably find a Wii fits in quite nicely.
What's most interesting to me about the Wii is that the potential of Wii gameplay hasn't been scratched yet, even though the graphics technology has been fully plumbed. Consider your standard RTS game -- usually hell on consoles, the controls just aren't suitable. But what about the Wii? The IR pointer could possibly make a world of difference.
Of course, what I'm really waiting for is Blizzard to put out a Wii/WoW bridge. Crack gaming, meet the senior's home.
Dumpster diving for new t-shirts.hagaya said:Because the game is ridiculous. You are the 11th ranked assassin in the world, and you earn money from mowing somebody's lawn? The game is supposed to be seriously messed up. Also, where did the "fanservice whenever a female character appears" come from? This is a new IP, and I'm pretty sure that a completely unrelated character to anything but the game itself is in no way "fanservice." You can certainly call the assassination missions boring, I'll stick with knocking coconuts down and playing with my cat.Meshugganah said:Excuse me, but I played No More Heroes and I thought it was rubbish. Those assassin missions were terrible and repetitive, while the jobs were probably better than your average Mario Party minigame they were still pretty boring, and the boss fights were the only thing that pulled me through the first half of the game.
And then came that tunnel level.
You run down a tunnel, killing boring enemies who die slowly, and then you miss out on the only good part of the game. What the hell were the developers thinking? That the combat against average enemies was good enough? Sorry, it wasn't. I put the game down at that point and returned it to the library.
And the dialogue is so ridiculously juvenile it is beyond belief. The fanservice whenever a female character appears is pathetic.
I'd be interested in other people's opinions on why it was good, but personally, if they make a sequel it would be better following Madworld's lead rather than the original game's.
But the thing that I love it for is it's ridiculous attention to detail in the wrong places. While you may not think so, the game is funny as hell. The characters are so balls-to-the-walls that I really don't want to push any sort of a skip cutscene button. Yes, the tunnel level was the biggest piece of crap in the game, but thats a minute detail for me. I love it, you don't simple as that. Also, the game was released for the wii, have you not noticed the lack of Jack Thompsoning going on?