Is this the worst article ever?

[IllumInaTIma]

Wow... perhaps there really is some hidden Anti-Fun coalition...

 

[Dangit2019]

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Someone get my shotgun.....

I totally just read that in Twilight Sparkle's voice. Now I'm wondering where she would even get a shotgun in Equestria...

OT: I really hope this is tongue-in-cheek, because if there's somebody who can't even conceive fun without some big conspiracy of virtual reality and greed, than I just feel sad for him.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

If you spend your entire life living in your mum?s basement playing Xbox and eating Wotsits, then you?re unlikely to grow up looking like Daniel Craig.

Ah. Of course. Nerds are not physically attractive. Or are you merely saying that they aren't physically imposing? Either way, astute observation, sir.

However, I believe that Vin Diesel, David Tennant, Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day, "that old man with a beard who played Dracula in the Hammer Horror films," and, while we're at it, every person on both of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/OneOfUs/AthleticEggheads] these lists right here [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/OneOfUs/WrestlingWeenies] would like to offer a counterargument to both of those points.

 

[[REDACTED]]

Well. That was painful to read. Still, I think I can top it:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alan-kaufman/google-books-and-kindles_b_380536.html

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

Well, I have the worst REVIEW in the world, no seriously

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/leisure/reviews/10010732.Review__007_Legends__PS3____37_99/

Read it and be in awe at how this guy gets paid to do this.

 

[rob_simple]

I still think that one Penny Arcade made fun of was the best worst article evarrr; the one where the guy called Mass Effect an 'electronic hotbed of homosexuality' or something.

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

If you spend your entire life living in your mum?s basement playing Xbox and eating Wotsits, then you?re unlikely to grow up looking like Daniel Craig.

Ah. Of course. Nerds are not physically attractive. Or are you merely saying that they aren't physically imposing? Either way, astute observation, sir.

However, I believe that Vin Diesel, David Tennant, Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day, "that old man with a beard who played Dracula in the Hammer Horror films," and, while we're at it, every person on both of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/OneOfUs/AthleticEggheads] these lists right here [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/OneOfUs/WrestlingWeenies] would like to offer a counterargument to both of those points.

Don't forget Esquire's sexiest woman in the world, Mila Kunis, complete nerd there

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I'm pretty sure reading that guy's article yesterday is subconsciously the reason I'm in the middle of a rewatch of Fellowship at the moment (extended cut, between discs). I've been planning on watching the entire trilogy for months, but I didn't actually start on it until last night.

 

[KingCrInuYasha]

How about this one?

http://www.punk77.co.uk/punkhistory/punkhistbeatles.htm

It's not because he loathes the Beatles. It's the asinine statements that this numbskull uses to present his argument.