It may look like a _________, but it's actually a deadly weapon!

[Recron]

This may look like a half empty can of diet coke... because it is BUT

this may look a high powered lazer canon but it is actually, a cup holder... wait I think I did that wrong

This may look like a damp sponge but *squeezes it* it is actually a dual sided photon great sword / bubble wrap dispenser: fatal and fun in more ways than one, just be careful how you are holding it when you squeeze.

 

[tehweave]

A key that I wear as a necklace around my neck that makes me invisible to the average person.

I.E:

http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/77159/66457

 

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[Tomster595]

Umbrella, but its actually a gun... I just watched a show with the Penguin in it

 

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[direkiller]

only because the thing is real

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Markov

 

[KEM10]

Can't believe no one else said this.

It looks like a moon, but it is actually a deadly space station.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

A fleshlight that is actually a flamethrower.

Bam.

However, i think this guys just won

*goes strait to photoshopping flames coming out of a fleshlight*

The best part is, a flamethrower can do the same thing as a flashlight, so if you don't need to kill anyone you can use it as a torch.

Boy are you going to be shocked and appalled when you realize what a monumental mistake in terms you've made.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Moving on...

While it may look like a small baby, it's actually a tactical nuclear warhead.

EDIT: FUCKING NIN-JAS!

 

[WanderingFool]

I have several,

It may look like a horn on a steering wheel,

Spoiler: But its a gun

It may look like a cane,

Spoiler: But its a gun

because it is.
But while you are distracted by the cane, I have this!

It may look like a dog,

Spoiler: but its a...

Suicide bomber!

 

[thublihnk]

It may look like a deadly weapon, but it's actually a deadly weapon! Hiding in plain sight, guys. it always works.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

It may look like a cup of lemonade, but the lemonade is a liquid intelligent metal that can turn into any deadly weapon of equivalent or lesser mass in 0.55 seconds.

 

[Romblen]

Exploding Neck ties, they may look like regular neckties, but they actually explode.

 

[Gothtasical]

it may look like a cd but it's a madonna cd.
on a more serious note
they may look like contacts but they can give me x-ray vision and laser vision

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

OT: playing card that's a shuriken.

they have that as well

 

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[ccggenius12]

It may look like a black plastic bag, but its really a device that can be used to transport you forward through time, at the speed of time.

 

[Mr Scott]

It may look like a flashlight, but it actually shoots lasers!

 

[The Bum]

Sniper crowbar, pengun, flywhisk dagger and cane sword

And a fish that shoots dogs from it's eyes