Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Distorted Stu]

...A skating looter with the abiltiy to shoot modern and vintage guns while driving around New York city filled with Zombies.

Yes that was a strange sentance. I was reading stuff about Mr Thompson and how he thinks that the games people play effect their lifestyles (Violent games = violent people for example). What i simply did a above was pick a few games at the top of my game pile and created a character who Jack Thompson would think i am (or would be in the future). The games used included:
Skate 2
Borderlands
CoD: WaW
CoD 4
GTA4
L4D

Go ahead and see what Jack will think of you if he got an eye at your games!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Uh oh.
ok....
I'm a genocidal prick that goes around on motorbikes telling people how to run their lives and generally being a murdering asshole.

 

[j0frenzy]

mushroom and turtle killing fighter who is also a martian terrorist.

See Mario games, Smash Bros. and Zone of the Enders. Yes, I have not had the ability to buy games in a while. Is is obvious?

 

[TPiddy]

I'd be a Treasure Hunting Space Marine Superhero Race Car Driving Gang Leader....

(Borderlands, Halo 3: ODST, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Forza 3, Saints Row 2)

 

[rokkolpo]

youre one sick bastard according to jack.

i,m a i,m a ninja supernatural timetraveler who happens to be an acrobat.

naruto (any)
prince of persia (no. not the xbox 360 fail)

those are my most played.

 

[StonkThis]

I have no idea who that is, but I'll give it a shot.
COD4, Borderlands, FEAR, DiRT2, Vice City Stories, God of War.

I'm a soldier on a foreign planet searching for a vault while fighting a little girl who can blow things up with her mind who likes offroad racing while gunning people down in a fake miami as a messenger of the greek gods. Coolio.

 

[Ragnell]

A phasewalking backstabber who enjoys making pixelated tanks explode while hanging up people by their legs under gargoyles.

Borderlands
TF2
Advance Wars: DoR
Batman: AA

 

[Jedamethis]

I'm a helpful friendly guy who can use the force. I also kill stuff.

 

[duckfi8]

I hate this guy with a passion, and I am a nice person but i play violent games like a banshee. These games are:
Borderlands
CoD (The Series)
Fifa 09
Fallout 3
L4D 1&2

I wonder what he thinks I am

 

[Sassafrass]

Gimme a sec.

I'm a mass murderer who likes raising paper animals and beating them to death with a shovel while exploring a post apocalyptic world looking for my father.

That would be GTA IV, Viva Pinata and Fallout 3.

 

[Gardenclaw]

Mr thompson thinks that I am a Football team managing badass, that can kill mutant nazi's whilst drifting a car at high speed, patrolling the wasteland and doing good deeds, firing bees out of my wrists in a postapocalyptic society in an underwater city called rapture.

(SWOS,Wolfenstein,Forza3,fallout3 and Bioshock)

 

[tmujir955]

Jack Thompson thinks I am someone who murders people with my keys.

 

[GRoXERs]

I am, apparently, a sticky-ball-rolling stealthy assassin who is proficient with all sorts of firearms, both modern and imaginary, and who has a serious problem with unsafe driving.

(Beautiful Katamari, Assassin's Creed, CoD4, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Forza 2)

 

[Souplex]

I am a superpowered space soldier who fights turtles in a fantasy land using space weapons.

 

[scnj]

I'm a roadie who fights in wars and can see in the dark and go in slow motion and drop from the sky and kill zombies and grow a mutant arm and liberate Africa and massacre hundreds and fight Russian aliens and hunt for treasure.

(Brutal Legend, Call of Duty, Chronicles of Riddick, F.E.A.R, Halo 3: ODST, Left 4 Dead, Dark Sector, Far Cry 2, Prototype, Resistance, Uncharted)

 

[Skiftnycklar]

A fast, helmet-wearing, mute, eyepatch-sporting, heavy set Texan with a German accent who hunts prey in the Outback of Australia and specializes in subterfuge...according to Jack Thompson.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I'm a professional sniper with an Australian accent who spends his time hunting for magical artifacts in an irradiated zone of exclusion in the Ukraine whilst attempting to destroy a psychic menace. In my spare time I storm the beaches of Normandy and throw cars at people before eating their braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnss.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm a 16 year old boy with a large key who fights against the forces of Oblivion and my evil twin brother using knifes, swords and stealth while wearing a white hood.

Kingdom Hearts
MGS
ESIV Oblivion
Assassin's Creed

 

[SamuelT]

I'm a human-cat who shoots people just because he's told to and goes into space to fight aliens from all over the galaxy but terramorphs planets into cartoony landscapes.

Huh, never knew that.