Just sign the dotted line with your blood and your soul will be mine.

[Jark212]

I's sell my soul to become a High ranking Demon, where I'll continue my life on Earth as Satan's enforcer...

 

[preybird]

suppose i want everyone to have a happy and bliss full year and to have me and my soul die and no longer be around after.

 

[Disaster Button]

I's sell my soul to become a High ranking Demon, where I'll continue my life on Earth as Satan's enforcer...

So you'd be Satan's *****?

 

[MrDarkling]

Being the main character of my book.

Because he is awesome

And what book would that be? :U

Also I'd sell my souls for two more souls ;3

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Canadaftw]

Peace, acceptence and love for all? And instead of people feeling pain they would instead just get itchy?

 

[gred]

If you sell your soul but is still able to maintain your personality in this world, then wouldn't that mean that there are two of you? The soul would just be an exact copy of you and therefore you wouldn't be etnernally tortured but just stop existing after your death and thus the soul would be forced to take on your eternal punishment.

 

[Dusquad]

The ability to steal other souls

 

[Lexodus]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

 

[Disaster Button]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

You need to invest in locks dude. Seriously.

I bought a lock for my wardrobe and its kept Huge Weaving in there for aaagges. I'm worried he might have actually discovered Narnia and escaped.

 

[teutonicman]

WAIT I'm selling nothing for something.... damn. Alright I'd take a machine that dispenses any kind of food I want when ever I want.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

You need to invest in locks dude. Seriously.

I bought a lock for my wardrobe and its kept Huge Weaving in there for aaagges. I'm worried he might have actually discovered Narnia and escaped.

I use laser grid-lock protection, keeps Reeves in check fairly well.

Though Weaving found Narnia in my closet, but HK-47 took care of him fine enough before he could stir up much trouble.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.

You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?

And since heaven and hell are trying constantly to outdo each other each place will get progressively better, leading towards good times for all!

Or the Apocalypse.

The Apocalypse would end with everyone dieing, which means they would end up in heaven or hell, which are now both great places to be ergo; good times for all!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Nothing. It's not worth it. Nothing can be worth an eternity of torture.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.

You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?

And since heaven and hell are trying constantly to outdo each other each place will get progressively better, leading towards good times for all!

Or the Apocalypse.

The Apocalypse would end with everyone dieing, which means they would end up in heaven or hell, which are now both great places to be ergo; good times for all!

Snap.
But you forget, none of thsoe places exist anyway therefore no one will live in any of them and no good times for anyone. Bam.

 

[y1fella]

As a christian i kinda gotta tell ya it doesn't really work that way. nobody has a good time in hell not even Satan likes hell. its as much punishment for him as it is anyone else. including you you demon enforcer. if this sound angry or me just jerking off it isn't.

 

[Cody211282]

Soul's don't exist.

Neither does your sense of wonderment, Mr. Buzzkillington.

If the wonder is gone when the magic is revealed, there never was any wonder to begin with, now was there?

And Mrs.
Miz to you.

Immortality.

Even if it leads to an eternity of being tortured in hell?

ahhh, but he will never die, and thus never go to hell! BRILLIANT!

as for me? im kinda wanting a klondike bar right now.........

Soul's don't exist.

Prove it. Go on.

Can't? Stop killing the joy, then.

prove that they DO exist, and we shall talk.

so you just came to the thread to arguee with people, thats nice

OT: probably nothing, being rasied catholic i was installed with a fear of hell at a very young age

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Fear isnt scary, lack of fear is scary though

Lack of fear is the only thing NOT scary.

No fear is the only thing stopping me from doing a bunch of stupied and harmful things, lack of fear scares the hell out of me

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I'm an Atheist,and even if I weren't I've already bet my soul in a high stakes poker match so I can't very well sell it.

But, if I could I would Make hell an awesome place where no one is torture and is generally more awesome than heaven; no more fire and brimstone instead video games, good food, spas, casinos, hookers and drugs with no adverse side effects, and more, and able to visit earth when ever anyone feels like it.

You realise this would start a One Up match with God right?

And since heaven and hell are trying constantly to outdo each other each place will get progressively better, leading towards good times for all!

Or the Apocalypse.

The Apocalypse would end with everyone dieing, which means they would end up in heaven or hell, which are now both great places to be ergo; good times for all!

Snap.
But you forget, none of thsoe places exist anyway therefore no one will live in any of them and no good times for anyone. Bam.

It seems you forgot I'm an Atheist, I knew that all along.

 

[Disaster Button]

So what would you sell your soul for?

Personally I would sell mine for musical talent. Being able to play snythesizers, piano, guitar and, naturally, a cracking voice.

What about you? Bear in mind the consequences could be terrible, for you or anyone you know.

I can already do that shit, so I'll take a leaf out of that video's book and say, 'I want to be bisexual, have low standards and be immune to STDs'

I am already all that, well except immune to STDs. Three day trade?

Awwwwright! Now I just need somebody who'd be willing to trade immunity to STDs for a small handful-or-so of bat excrement, and we're in the clear! No, really. There is a small handful-or-so of bat excrement on my bed. The bloody thing left the attic again...

Rough.

I know how you feel, Keanu Reeves is always escaping my attic, it gets really annoying at times.

You have him in yours too?!
Last time he used that whole 'Klaatu Berata Nicto' thing on me, and it really fucked me over.
Aw, crap. I gotta go. Robert De Niro's out of the freezer, and he looks pissed. And cold.

You need to invest in locks dude. Seriously.

I bought a lock for my wardrobe and its kept Huge Weaving in there for aaagges. I'm worried he might have actually discovered Narnia and escaped.

I use laser grid-lock protection, keeps Reeves in check fairly well.

Though Weaving found Narnia in my closet, but HK-47 took care of him fine enough before he could stir up much trouble.

I'd imagine you'd have to be pretty flexible to escape laser-grid protection, and we all know Reeves is as rigid as a brick.

And its a good thing too, Weaving is a massive trouble maker. But what did Aslan have to say about it? I'd imagine he was pretty pissed with HK-47.