Justin Beiber to publish memoir at age 16.

[Freeze_L]

any one say foreshadowing? that was morbid i am sorry, he annoys me, but more power to him i hope he grows old and goes "WTF I SANG THAT CRAP!"

edit: wait i thought he was like 12...

 

[ShadowsofHope]

THERE IS ONLY ONE MEMOIR IN MY HEART

I'm not gay.(not thats there anything wrong with being gay)

Memoirs of a Geisha was amazing. And nor am I.

OT: Sarah Palin and Justin Beiber just.. sigh. Morons with media attention thinking their the next Tolkien or Caesar..

 

[Nouw]

pfft i don't need his memoir i was pretty much there

This kid is worse:

Notice the September 14th and 9/11 on that board?

 

[londelen]

Watch as it's just made up stuff he thought up while doing coke off a hooker's back:

"Chapter One: Beibs is super cool.
When I was fighting lions in Africa, zombie Nazis showed up, so I took out my flamethrower and punched robot Hitler in the face. Then I flew to the Playboy Mansion and bought it. The end."

 

[Disaster Button]

First Step 2 Forever: My Story.

Oh come on, that doesn't even sound real.

 

[martin's a madman]

Well, I would complain but the kid has probably done more and seen more than I have, and I had a three year headstart.

But you're a colour scientist.

So... a Scientist.

 

[NorthernTrooper]

I'm fucking glad he forgot about Canada! Little bastard doesn't deserve to have been born in our wonderful country.

 

[Jake the Snake]

In five years, no one will give a shit and have moved on to someone new who's equally ridiculous. In ten, he'll be forgotten completely.

 

[Yeager942]

An "illustrated" memoir? As in, no words? At least his fans will enjoy it that way.

 

[Silvver]

Ah, Justin Beiber. Twenty Tens most recent sensation with tween girls, and of course, the internet punching bag of said year

EDIT: Silly me, The memoir is to be called First Step 2 Forever, in case anybody here felt like actually buying it.

Good title,,it leaves itself open,,,FOR A SEQUEL!

 

[brainfreeze215]

Better he does it now, then we don't have to hear from him years down the line after he has passed through our collective consciousness. I'd much rather his flame burn brightly and quickly than dimly and slowly.

 

[Theron Julius]

Whoa wait... The linked article says "his" repeatedly. I though Justin Bieber was a 12 year old girl who crossdresses as a 16 year old boy. Seriously, look at "him"! "He" looks like a girl. Hell, "he" even sounds like a girl. How in hell millions of teenage girls are fooled by this amazes me. They don't even know they've been fantasizing about one of their own.

OT: Jeez, you gotta be quite a douchebag to make a memoir this early. You shoudln't do an autobiography when you've barely gotten past puberty (or rather before if you judge "him" by "his" voice).

 

[Theron Julius]

snip

Memoirs of a Geisha was amazing. And nor am I.

OT: Sarah Palin and Justin Beiber just.. sigh. Morons with media attention thinking their the next Tolkien or Caesar..

Indeed

 

[BonsaiK]

It seems that recently the idol has signed a deal with publishing giant HarperCollins to wright an illustrated memoir of his rise to fame, at the ripe age of sixteen no less.

You announce this like it's something unusual for a teen star to do.

Anyway it's not like he doesn't have anything to write about. He's lived a life so far that is pretty far removed from what most people will experience in their lifetimes, and I'm sure there's people out there who'd like to read about it, so why not.

 

[sln333]

Watch out Twilight, here comes Beiber...

 

[smithy1234]

So guys how many months left in his "career" until everyone stops giving a shit?

Just until his balls finally drop and he stops sounding like a castrated cat...

Then he'll stop being all cute and shit and start having a fluctuating voice and everyone will get over him like water over rocks...

Studios won't let his voice drop, they'll just auto tune the fuck out of his songs... Even more so than they are now. Like it or not, Hollywood is going to latch onto this kid like grim death. Which will hopefully come soon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Watch out Twilight, here comes Beiber...

Will someone mix the two together? If someone did, I think there would be chaos.

OT: Just another book I will never, ever read. Well, maybe in an extreme circumstance where there is something important to me on stake.

 

[sirkai007]

Uh, why not?

I hate the guy as much as anyone above the age of maybe 14 and not a girl, but why should he writing a memoir bother me? He can do whatever.

As far as content goes, most people's lives aren't something I'd give a fuck about and frankly I do not think there is some kind of age requirement to write a biography. Some people have absolutely nothing to tell about even if they're 100 years. Some might have something to tell even if they're 16.

As a metal head and generally hateful person, I hate that little kid. But, uh, hey, at least he has some kind of a career, as much as being a teen idol matters (not much in my book). He probably made a fuckload of money by now, so, hey, at least it's something.

From the memoirs of Justin Bieber...

"By the age of 16 I still hadn't hit puberty and received the deep manly voice I've always wanted. But when you're making this kind of money, who cares. I have middle aged cougars telling me that they want to do something called 'jumping bones' or whatever that means."

Haha, that made me laugh.

It always helps me feel better about myself when I make others laugh. Or when I make them cry. Which ever I can do to the greatest effect.